There Are 2 Sides To The Beatles Fandom

the kicked puppy face house always does when he gets in trouble for medical malpractice is so fucking funny to me

you kidnapped a man to do surgery on him why do you look like that

I've started watching House MD recently for a friend and now every time I feel a twitch in my arms or legs I imagine the zoom in on my muscles failing or something and I'll fall over and maybe just maybe when I open my eyes sweet baby boy Wilson will be there waiting to tell me I'm dying

paul: if we put the songs in a certain order we can weave a narrative thread

john, literally twirling his hair: haha and it's like we're lovers and in love and the songs are all about us and our love

My favorite group of cocaine fuelled, lsd licking, heroin sniffing, weirdly behaving dysfunctional alcoholics <3

never not thinking about ‘how do you sleep’ because the concept of writing a diss track and being like *spits* fuck you. you and your chart-topping hits and your loving wife and friends and your dead mom, actually, while we’re at it, and your pretty face and your mass appeal music and that one conspiracy and your secret hidden messages to me and—

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

get this gay ass band out of my face

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.