i cant wait for yuuri to be the son-in-law yakov’s always wanted..
anyway heres a bonus cause its christmas!
This is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life
Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Proud of how this turned out idk
A toddler keeps saying eerie and frightening things to their parents, until eventually they disappear overnight without a trace.
I'm that one friend
A black woman said to be living with a mental illness was shot and killed by a New York police sergeant in her Bronx, New York, apartment Tuesday evening. Police officials say the woman allegedly wielded a bat at a police sergeant. Commissioner James O'Neil admitted the officer didn’t follow protocol.
“What should we do now?”
“Let’s kill ‘em.”
“What is wrong with you?”
I actually do this because I'm a lonely little bitch
do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax
why does :) look so passive aggressive, like it’s literally smiley face it used to represent happiness and now it represents bitterness and resentment