I Actually Do This Because I'm A Lonely Little Bitch

Note to self: in order to write, you have to actually do more than stare at a Word document rereading what you’ve already written. For example, maybe typing new words would be a good strategy.

me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]

me: [sees cerberus]

me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup

cerberus: :D! :D! :D!

I'd think of the jewelry store lol. But that also got me thinking, why not personify Pandora? A person who's literally always wearing jewelry, and it always has to be the best of the best. Someone gets them the new Disney Pandora ring and they literally cried because jewelry.

Names are important in stories, so what would your first impression of the name Pandora be?

For a person? Someone kind of dangerous or very beautiful. When I think of Pandora, I think of wide possibilities and unknown things. So if it’s for a place, definitely somewhere with unknown capabilities or a place with mystery :)

this is one good ass sandwich

It’s everywhere

By Jared Outten

Could be used for pose references

Spider Gwen

Equality

I was in an abusive relationship. Whenever my ex-girlfriend and I got into an argument, which was often, it eventually led to me being slapped or punched. The physical damage was nothing compared to the emotional toll, but not one time did I ever strike back because that’s not the kind of person I wanted to be. I don’t want anyone, regardless of gender, to have to go through that. A lot of people are making a great many assumptions without proper context but all of that aside I’m more disheartened that people would actually believe that I would perpetuate violence against women. Violence is a problem. Jack and I were not making some grand sweeping statement about feminism or trying to say that it’s okay to hit women. We were shooting the breeze talking about some crazy videos we saw on YouTube. The main point that some people missed out on is that it’s not okay to hit ANYONE.  Equality is an ideal. But ideals taken in the literal sense don’t fit the world as it exists today. An eye-for-an-eye is literal equality. Men and women being able to hit one-another is literal equality. There is a SERIOUS imbalance to that particular equation that needs to be solved but as a whole it’s still not the kind of equality I fight for. I fight for a world that eventually forgets what violence is. I would gladly lay down my life to change the world today so that when I’m long gone and forgotten someday there will be a generation that only remembers humanity’s violence and greed in history books and children’s tales. My videos are only intended to make people smile and I’m sincerely sorry that this one in particular failed to do that. I’ll always hold myself to a higher standard and I hope that you all will too. And remember to keep smiling! :D -Mark

2010 me: who are you

2016 me: im you but gayer

why does :) look so passive aggressive, like it’s literally smiley face it used to represent happiness and now it represents bitterness and resentment