I Cant Wait For Yuuri To Be The Son-in-law Yakov’s Always Wanted..

Two years apart

My friend did my hair and it was actually bomb

adding “idk” at the end of your opinion : lawful neutral adding “lmao” at the end of your opinion : chaotic evil

Okay, so imagine a soulmate au where whenever your soulmate touches your skin, the part they touched turns a different color. And not faded colors, but like bright rainbow colors.

And so it’s basically impossible to hide when you find your soulmate. And it’s just super awkward when you go to shake someone’s hand in greeting and both your hands turn green.

You kiss your soulmate for the first time and can’t help laughing because there’s just a splatter of different colors around their mouth

Your soulmate has a big important meeting to get to so you kiss all over their neck, just little pecks that leave lip prints

And you’ll just sit there for hours, drawing little doodles on your soulmate’s arm

And the colors fade after a few hours but you almost always see little splotches on people because humans touch a lot more than they think and each patch of color tells a little story

when your essay didn’t save

when your friend gets anon hate

when your phone runs out of juice

when your NOTP gets together

when you fail to make pandas go extinct

when you spill drink on your favourite shirt

when you’re stuck behind a slow walker

when your friend won’t stop trolling you

when a family member says something racist/sexist/homophobic

when a single panda stops you from taking over China

when you get sent spam

when your earphones won’t work

when you’re just done in general

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.

• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.

And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.

Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.

That one time I went to Ottawa and touched the horse after the guide told me not to