Happy Halloween

I actually do this because I'm a lonely little bitch

do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax

Fanfic Needs

Why is every Fanfiction nowadays the same thing:

- There’s usually never a male main character.

- They almost always have to have some horrible tragic backstory.

- They almost always have a love interest.

- They usually stick with two personalities; Badass or Innocent and Nice.

- They’re almost always children.

What I’d love in a Fanfiction is pretty simple, but impossible to find:

- A main character who was a completely normal person.

- Someone without godlike abilities, but with enough common sense to know that they can’t take on someone 5x their strength and get kidnapped, sent to the hospital, etc.

- An independent girl/boy, who doesn’t need a love interest to be happy.

- An adult with an actual job.

- There are at least one or two chapters before the character meets the heroes.

I know, that’s a bit much to ask for, but I’ve come across so many Fanfics that are basically copies of each other. I’ve finally come across a Hunter X Hunter fanfic that I’m in love with. A main character named Jerry (Who later goes by the alias Lockhardt) who yes, does have an overdramatic backstory. But that doesn’t change the fact that the whole story itself is something I’d never dream imaginable!

The main character is an 12 year old boy, who escapes from a mental institute on his birthday after it was destroyed. He immediately heads to go murder his parents, due to them sending him there for five years, due to him having Schizophrenia.

It’s completely different. Yes, it contradicts a few things stated earlier, but that’s okay. What I’m trying to get at is, my main point is;

BE ORIGINAL FOR GODS SAKE!!!

[Update]

Your OC can be as over powered as you want, as long as it’s original, and never seen before.

If you read other fanfics, you’ll have a basic idea of what not to do, and try to stray away from what anyone else would do. Write something you think no one else would do. The crazier the better.

I’m currently writing a Hunter X Hunter fanfic that does contradict a few previous statements, but eh, I’ve never seen anything like it;

- She’s 25.

- She’s a Jester for a Prince, and is taking the three step trial to becoming an executioner.

- She’s Hisoka’s sister, but attempted to burn their bridges unsuccessfully.

- Theres a murderer loose in the castle and the King calls in a group of hunters to help, due to them being more skilled than half of his army.

- After going out for an awkward Lunch with Killua and Gon, she’s confronted by Illumi, who threatens her thinking Killua was trying to make another friend, which wasn’t the case because they were only talking about the job.

That’s all I have so far, but it’s so different, and something you wouldn’t normally see. She’s not even a Hunter!

Always keep that in mind! Your character doesn’t ever have to be a pirate, ninja, or Hunter, they can always have a different occupation.

when your essay didn’t save

when your friend gets anon hate

when your phone runs out of juice

when your NOTP gets together

when you fail to make pandas go extinct

when you spill drink on your favourite shirt

when you’re stuck behind a slow walker

when your friend won’t stop trolling you

when a family member says something racist/sexist/homophobic

when a single panda stops you from taking over China

when you get sent spam

when your earphones won’t work

when you’re just done in general

I am now aware that that has already been said

Fully Functional and Driveable Truck Made of Ice

A Canadian ice sculpture company called Iceculture took on an incredible challenge recently. The result is pretty much unbelievable.

Canadian Tire, a battery company, wanted to showcase just how well their batteries hold up in the cold. The best way to do that? Build an 11,000+ pound, fully functional and driveable ice truck. Every part of the truck that is not absolutely necessary for driving is made of ice.

American Horror Story: Sims

Im someone

When you go over someone’s house and they act like their dog isn’t a wild beast.

I talked my uncle into making me bacon and you don't understand how excited I am

Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.

• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.

And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.

Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.

My step dad agreed to getting me this!!

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros