Isa: What If We Made A K-drama Realistic?
Isa: What if we made a K-drama realistic?
Jake: Continue.
Isa: Like, what if we had a haters to neighbors to friends to best friends to lovers in 16 or 20 episodes?
Jake: So basically, ..us.
Isa: Some even say we have better chemistry than any drama.
Jake: Although that’s true, I’ll take your word from yesterday and leave us as it is.
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Jake, texting Isa: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Isa′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Isa, texting back: Fuck you.
Jake: If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
Isa: In case there’s a blackout and we need to stress eat again.
Isa: Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Jake: Sarcastically speaking, are we allowed this fine, elegant trademark?
Isa: Sarcasm isn’t for the weak.
Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...
Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!
Kai: What’s your type?
Jake: Nothing too specific. Tall, brunette, hazel eyes, eats fruity loops at 4 AM, clever, beautiful-
Kai: You’re just describing Isa, aren’t you?
Jake: …maybe.
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Kai: What’s your ty-
Isa: Jake.
Isa: I think it’s so unfair that I have to manage my anger just because people can’t manage their stupidity.
Jake: You don't like my gift? Isa: You're a loser if you thought I didn't like your gift. Jake: Really? Isa: I hated it.
Isa: Jake... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Jake: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Isa: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
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