Isa: Sarcasm: The Ability To Insult Idiots Without Them Realizing It.
Isa: Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Jake: Sarcastically speaking, are we allowed this fine, elegant trademark?
Isa: Sarcasm isn’t for the weak.
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Isa: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Jake: No... well, their slowness.
Isa: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Isa: Now I have a plan.
Isa: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Isa: You’re not perfect.
Isa: But those tiny imperfections are what make you flawless.
Jake: If you are feeling lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
Jake: If you look around before you do something, you probably shouldn't do it.
coffee-drunk friends
“fuck, i hate you but i want to squeeze you in my arms. am i in love or are you just really annoyingly cute?”
- coffee drunk friends chapter 3 unedited version, isa dialogue.
Jake, about Isa: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.
Isa: Try to appreciate the little things in life.
Jake: *hugs her*
Isa: Seriously?! I’m not even that short!
Jake: *whispering* Yes, you are.
Hello.
I am Laila Shaqura, a Palestinian, displaced from northern Gaza to the south due to the war.
We live in very difficult conditions here, especially after entering Rafah. There is no safe place to go. We now live in a tent west of the city of Rafah, where insects, garbage, and epidemics spread due to the lack of necessary treatments and clean drinking water. We were all infected with hepatitis and it was very difficult. In addition to that, the very high temperature here in the tent, the bombing and destruction everywhere, we live in terror here.
Our future and education have been destroyed, neither schools nor universities.
Amon was supposed to have finished high school this year, and then I would go to university and fulfill the dream of years, but unfortunately everything was destroyed. Our homes, our memories, and our childhood were destroyed.
Even the basic necessities of life have become unavailable.
In fact, we are struggling to survive.
There is no safe place and there is no solution but to leave the country, but unfortunately travel costs are very high.
My uncle set up a fundraising link for us to help evacuate us to safety.
Please help us and share it on your page or with your friends, thank you🩶
Isa: Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?
Jake: Let me tell you something right now. Whenever I make a mistake, Isa yells at me and I end up apologizing. But when she makes a mistake, I yell and she cries and then I apologize.
