Isa: Jake... You've Been Cuddling With Me For Over And Hour Now.

Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Jake: Or the greatest disaster.

i refuse to believe there are people born after 2010.

what’s it called when you just wanna lay down but you have to get up.

Isa: Don’t you just love it when people interrupt you?

Isa, checking off a list of the people she’s stabbed: Another one for the taking.

Isa: Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.

Jake: *starts playing the flute*

Isa: It’s not the best, but it’ll do.

Jake: Let me tell you something right now. Whenever I make a mistake, Isa yells at me and I end up apologizing. But when she makes a mistake, I yell and she cries and then I apologize.

Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?

Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.

GREAT NEWS

turkey halted trade with israel.

for context: trade between the two was worth 6.8 Billion dollars in 2023

KEEP SPEAKING, KEEP PROTESTING. push for your government to also cut ties with israel. this is what we need

Isa: Jake... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Jake: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Isa:

Isa: I wrote sanitize, Jake.