“What If...” Episode 7

I cannot tell you how much I NEED THIS FIC!!!

Sorry to disappoint you Marvel but alt!2012 is ours.

It’s the best timeline we fanfic authors could have possibly asked for:

Loki escapes with the Tesseract for parts unknown

Steve learns Bucky is alive two whole years ahead of schedule

Tony now has to rethink keeping the arc reactor in his chest and might get it removed much sooner

Thor, now without Loki, the Tesseract or even the Mind Stone, cannot return to Asgard empty handed, which means he will have no choice but to stay on Earth and bond with the other Avengers while they all search for him

Steve is supposedly loyal to HYDRA, which could lead to important information being slipped to him and speed up Bucky’s rescue

If JARVIS was still uploaded to Stark Tower and keeping tabs on everything like he always is in the IM movies, he more than likely has footage recorded of future!Tony sneaking into the tower and dressing up as a guard, future!Steve entering the tower while Loki is still in custody proving that he wasn’t just Loki in disguise, and Loki grabbing the Tesseract and gtfo'ing outta there

Bruce Banner now has a connection to the Ancient One that he doesn’t know about, and while I’m sure she’ll try to avoid him to preserve the timeline, with how much everything else is changing it’s anyone’s guess as to what happens next

Random street camera footage of two Hulks existing at the same time??? One acting as normal and the other being oddly unenthusiastic about ripping the aliens apart and smashing debris???

The Mind Stone is no longer in HYDRA’s possession, so they can’t use it to experiment on the Maximoffs

With the Loki series still on the horizon and our collective knowledge of what happens in the future movies, the story is now in our hands.

This is literally the timeline of our dreams. I don’t give a shit what the Russos or anyone else at Marvel says: this timeline belongs to the fandom and no one else.

What is a true American if they are not a Native, an immigrant, a refugee or slave.

Unknown

I have never been happier!!!

The full story

IT’s LORD OF THE FUCKING RINGS! NOT GAME OF THRONES, you dumb FUCKS!

?!?!?!?!?!?!!???

who tf is gonna be nude? the ents???

This Fall Break

My mom wants me to engage in some self-care while I have a break from college. ....Imma probably just drink instead.

Truth hurts, don’t it?

Fml

Me: I really need to study for the morning quiz and afternoon exam...

My mf brain: Hey remember that one asian drama that made you feel all the feels and had a heartbreaking soundtrack to go with its dramatic flare?

Me: No! It hurt! I don’t want to think about that!

Brain: But the romance was so bittersweet!

Me: Exactly! They never just have a happy clean cut ending...

Brain: But it’s so satisfying...

Me: No...

Brain: Remember the distraction from our own feelings of inadequacy?

Me: Hoe don’t do it...

Brain: 😊

I am currently on episode 4 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ah Bill, the best Scientists there is!

HEY ! YOU!

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Oh boy, love this🙄. The pumping of my leg in first grade set off my teacher so much. one day she asked me to stay after class and when my mother came to pick me up. (Btw I lived in the neighborhood and it was standard  for me to walk home so, she made my mom panic about why I wasn’t home and then had the gall to be ‘inconvenienced’ by my mother being ‘late’ to pick me up, even though I told her I lived around the corner from the school.) She asked my mother right in front of me if I was being treated for a brain tumor. which of course gave me a panic attack because even though I was young, my dad was a nurse, so I knew what ‘tumor’ meant. Thanks Mrs. Dean. You should’ve retired ten years before I was born, you decrepit fossil.

Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd