There Are Few Things In A Man’s Life More Satisfying Than Successfully Piss-blasting A Shit-stain Off

Seems legit.

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Ok honey, you can wear socks with your crocks.

Tom Hiddleston On This Generation

I've seen a different picture of this before, but have 2 share again. The power cord and cord wrap are a nice touch.

The Toaster via Shitty_Car_Mods

I'm going to tell my grandchildren this was ABBA.

Available to play weddings, bar mitzvahs and barn raisings

100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat

No Native Americans were harmed in the making of this joke.

Despite their violent portrayal in media, Cowboys always lived in peace—But that all changed when the Tar Nation attacked.

The music op used perfectly enhances this.

Elegance

One of my all-time favorites.

“Piano Man” is a song written and performed by American singer-songwriter Billy Joel.  Released as his first single, it was included on the 1973 album of the same name in late 1973. The song is sung from his point-of-view as a piano player at a bar, reminiscing about his experiences there and the people he encountered. “Piano Man” is based on Joel’s real-life experiences as a lounge musician in Los Angeles from 1972–73.

Most people consider this Joel’s signature song and it was his first major hit. "Piano Man" peaked at #25 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in March 1974.  Almost a half-century later it is still a highlight of Joel’s live shows, where he usually encourages the audience to sing the chorus. In 2015, the Library of Congress selected “Piano Man” for preservation in the National Recording Registry for its “cultural, historic, or artistic significance.”

Just a reminder that this image exists…