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I watched the movie too and YEAH

I saw The Batman last night and all you need to know about it is that Robert Pattinson plays Batman like a total badass but he plays Bruce Wayne as a sad wet cat and it is perfect

A summary

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I quite like archon zhongli and his possible dynamic with diluc

(this is my personal timeline about zhongli)

this is an old drawing, i was trying convince a friend that he is like a cat

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this is a time travel au in which diluc tries to stop zhongli from becoming an archon

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Zhongli/Diluc Headcanons

Zhongli x Diluc headcanons hERE WE GO BISH.

Specifically on how they met and how they fell in love!

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so diluc is 5’10

the rest of avengers when the world is in danger but its not their movie

au where everything is the same but they have phones

i read one good chaeya fic and now im obsessed

GUYS GUYS GUYS 

GIVE ME FICS WHERE TALIA  ADOPTS JASON AS HER SON PLEASEEE

(bonus if damian gets a new adopted older brother lol)

Stale: who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman

Woke: who would win in a fight between Superman and Captain Marvel in a non friendly match and how much would Billy Batson cry after winning

me @ the multiple AUs ive made: oh god please no

my AUs: *hissing*

me: hey can y’all just not screw everything up?

my characters: …too late buddy

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

i think it is time for me to get off the internet lol

was watching this video and found this golden comment:

does this apply to john, billy (he was a kinda (???) a troublemaker in the comics,,), chas, zatanna and tawny respectively???

was watching this video and found this golden comment:

does this apply to john, billy (he was a kinda (???) a troublemaker in the comics,,), chas, zatanna and tawny respectively???

i searched for copper...instead, i found gold

LETS GOOOOOOOO

at this point, the whole magic community is just one clusterfuck for the JL

My favorite running joke (so far) in yj98 is that Tim has taken Bruce’s old chair from when it was the JL base and just taped a robin symbol over the bat.

Dick sits in it too during the parent teacher conference 😌

no but bruce and hal dancing with each other in the dead of night to soft classical music and just staring at each other and stepping off beat and nsadbaodbwjs

Billy and John play father and son out in public so Billy just starts calling him dad regularly and it becomes an inside joke. it slips out once when theyre around the league and everyone is like ????? bonus: Billy got tired of saying House Of Mystery every single time so he started just staying HOM and it eventually just turned into home so everyone is convinced theyre related

AWW YEAHHHHH (i didn't know if this was a fic request or not so i put this ask into a plot idea)

the league's got a disguise/infiltration mission one day, and john and cap are like, "we'll take care of this," and the league is like "alright," thinking that john will be with cap's civilian identity

the mission day comes, and the league is gaping at john having a kid/bruce wayne look-alike. john comes up with an excuse that cap's sick and he's gotta stay at the HOM to heal. billy's done with everything (specifically when diana or clark argue that a child is on a dangerous mission). 

they do the mission, succeed, and everyone goes home. except the leaguers have a crisis whenever or not billy is john’s child, batman’s child, both, or cap’s. next day they probably have another crisis because john’s dating/married cap but why does their child look like bruce???? and isn’t john in a relationship with zatanna????

im also sure that some league members will come up with a poly relationship chart to decipher what kind of relationship john, billy, zatanna, captain marvel, that pet tiger they have (for some reason, the leaguers are terrified), the taxi driver and the HOM have. 

they now think john’s got a poly relationship with john, cap, zatanna and (possibly) the weird taxi driver, adopted a tiger and an accident of one of bruce wayne’s affairs and bought a funky house. 

this is everything i got ig 

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BONUS (sorry for the low quality): 

(i am very funny)

It’s inconceivable how many instances there are of Captain Marvel’s kiddish tendencies being used in conjunction with blind obedience towards authority or in making rash split-second decisions when in reality there should be way more moments of him being a rightfully stupid preteen. Billy should get to stop and play with a dog while a villain recites a melodramatic speech in the background and he needs to laugh so hard that he cries over fart jokes. Bringing balance to his mythos by making him fry open watermelons with his thunderbolts.

THANK YOU COMRADE

idk even know what this is i just found this in my draft at 4 am

another crack(ish) prompt but do you think that billy would solve things peacefully/casually??? ppl expect him to be flashy or punch a lot because of his personality, powers or something but NOPE

like think about it

-he’s having a fight with a villain and he just wants to talk instead of fight

-a god/dess shows up, wanting to destroy something/the world and billy’s like: “sup, want some burgers?” 

-“what are burgers?” (cue the JL, billy and the deity eating burgers in mcdonalds)

-another take on the burgers one: “do you want burgers?” “champion of magic, what the fuck” 

-*villian goes on a rant about how their life sucked* 

billy: do you need a hug,,, wanna get a milkshake,,,,

hal trying to sneak into bruce’s room late at night: 😬

bernard, sneaking out of tim’s room at the exact same time: 😬

I just finished the AA trilogy and I had to do it. Those 2 games make the perfect crossover.

hal jordan partaking in underground boxing is a farfetched idea with many possible outcomes

like this green lantern fellow boxes without the use of his ring and beats some people up (and [maybe] apologizes for beating the people up). 

maybe hal got into underground boxing after he saw his family starting to hate him. maybe he wants to take his frustration, pain and sorrow onto a punching bag (or worse, a person). maybe he just wanted to get away from his family or life, get the adrenaline rush or something. 

eventually, batman does some research, finds out and confronts hal because of the implications (underground boxing is illegal in most countries if there isn’t certified staff). obviously, hal gets pissed. then he asks him how he knows because its something thats been with him in his entire life, it didn’t leave him like his family. hal doesn’t want it to leave like they did.

maybe theres more idk this is all i have

Hal isn’t a DILF but he is canonically both the Hot Uncle and the Cool Uncle and we must acknowledge that more

care for a dance?

Gotham tweets must be wild

“Bruh. Batman really just let Catwoman go. Like dude, she stole the Mona Lisa, but noooooo- he has to secure the pussy first.”

“The scarecrow just gassed my school. RT for him to gas yours”

this was going to be deleted but i kept it for some reason

i’d like to imagine billy being friends with some of the good street rat kids.

one day, billy’s just chilling in the watchtower until he remembers that fuck, its jimmy’s birthday today what do i get him (he gets him the flash figurine that barry gives to the JL like every tuesday or something)

or fawcett’s got a street problem so billy (in his child/true form) goes with his friends, deal with the street problem, maybe call the JL, go back home and feed his apartment rats. 

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black mask or someone has an alliance with fawcett’s underground bosses? no problem! just get information from the boys and give the information to the JL!

superman wants to interrogate you because you gave captain marvel information about the local mafia? run into an allyway and hide in the shadows! he will never find you! 

got a suspicous hobo british man that swears a lot? talks about billy and captain marvel? call in the hood! they’ll take care of it!

Constantine finding out Billy smoked once (Like once in his entire life) and starts playing random anti-smoking ads everytime their in a room together.

John: (pulling out a cigarette) Now lad, this is a great time to remind you of the “do as I say, not as I do” rule.

Billy: (sweating) about that.

John: You better be yanking my chain-

Billy: well… 👀

John: (spiraling) Oh fuck. Zee was right. The second hand smoke bullshit is real. I made you into a bloody smoker.

Billy: No! I smoked years before I even met you-

John: Years!? You’re eleven-

Billy: uh gotta go bye! SHAZAM

~later~

Billy: (walks into house of mystery) Hey John, sorry about earli-errr

John, Zatanna, Chas, Black Adam, and Tawny: (all sitting in a circle, wearing anti-smoking shirts)

Tawny: This is an intervention.