HOLY SHIT I LOVE Your Actor And DA Design

Here are some incorrect quotes I got from a generator lol.(NONE OF THERE ARE MINE!!! All credits to original creators!!!) Anyway enjoy:3

DA: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

DA: That's why I own TEN guns.

DA: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

DA: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Dark: I warned you.

Dark: I'm perfect.

Wilford : Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

Actor , slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Dark, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

DA: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Actor : DA, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.

DA: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Actor : Well, I mean yeah.

DA: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.

Actor : Wait, you just made them?

DA: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Actor : Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time DA.

Actor : I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

DA: But ya' didn't!

Dark: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

DA: This is a lie.

DA: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

DA: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

DA: *on the phone* Hey Dark, do you know my blood type?

Dark: Of course, it's B-.

DA: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

Wilford : When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Actor , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

DA, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Actor : Coming right up.

I’ve had so much fun with these, so assume more to come ig

I love them<33333

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AHAHA more Incorrect quotes, again none of these belong to me. Most if not all of these will be the DA and their personal. Love is from Date, Thief is from Heist, Captain of course being iswm and DA is just The district attorney

Thief : Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-

Captain : CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Thief : And what do I get out of this?

Captain : I will give you a dollar.

Thief : What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Captain : How bout two dollars?

Thief : You got yourself a deal.

DA: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Love, are a fucking cactus.

Love: Could you be anymore annoying?

DA: Yes.

DA: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Thief : Burn the house down.

DA: And what did you do?

Thief : I made dinner.

DA:

Thief :

DA:

Thief : And burnt the house down.

Love: You're pathetic!

Thief : You're pathetic-er!

Captain : You're both losers.

Captain : DA taught me to think before I act.

Captain : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Captain : How did you break your leg?

Thief : Do you see those porch stairs?

Captain : Yes.

Thief : I didn't.

Love: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Thief : Awww, thanks-

Love: That’s not a good thing.

Thief : All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

DA : *looks at Thief *

DA : Baby boy. Baby.

DA : *looks at Love*

DA : Evil.

Captain : If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Love: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Captain : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Thief : YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Love, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

DA , pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Captain , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Thief , trembling: What are we playing?!

Captain : We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Love: We have heart?

Captain : Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

I’ve seen Yancy referred to by Yan before! But there’s someone else with that nick name to so it might not work :/ I have also seen Darky-boy (if he is one then, not sure about you guys) And a personal favorite is Dames, but that’s used more as a sentimental thing sometimes.

Hope this helps

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*headbutts the qnappb over*

What are some nicknames yall use for each other, and is there any story behind them?

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AFTER A LONG WHILE IM FINALLY FUCKING GETTING TO THIS, JESUS CHRIST!

Yancy

We use nicknames such as Yance, Yancer, BooBooBear, and thats about it! Yance is just a shorter simpler way to say his name, Yancer is based off Lancer, and BooBooBear is just a silly nickname we use to make V laugh if hes feeling down! (we also use yancy baby and yancy cat)

Eric

The only nickname we have for Eric currently is Eefy or Eef! this is because at some point, V just called him that, despite knowing his name is obviously not Ethan. But clearly, its stuck, and honestly its just kinda cute!!

Mark

We dont see him much, but a few nicknames ive heard from V are: Markie, Markimoo, and the fan favorite of Engie! its hard to come up with a nickname for him considering hes got a rather simple name.

Dark

we only have one nickname for him considering hes newer, and its Darky! we’re honestly looking for more because, well, nicknames are fun and its the easiest way to make fun of someone, so-

Damien

it is surprisingly hard to come up with a nickname for me! the only one that has ever been consistently used for YEARS is Damie! Another personal online one ive got is cowboy, and thats what i usually sign off with, but thats about it! if yall have any nickname ideas HMU LMFAO