I Have No Doubt In My Mind That You Get This A Lot But Your Outros Are Truly Something On Another Level,

BARBARA PALVIN POSTED TO INSTAGRAM

↳ realbarbarapalvin I'm hoping if I stare at my suitcase hard enough it'll pack itself. Ready to relax on the beach getting some sun and sipping on some Mai Tai's. #ihatepacking

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welcome to our very first talk show, hellions. below are some tips to help ensure a happy and healthy flow for our writers. please be sure to take a look and reach out for any q's you may have. * remember, this is just fictional and purely ic. please do not take these items personal! * you may delete or ignore any asks you are not comfortable answering. no pressure. * you must send in order to receive, please make this a team activity!! * tag all asks with : hellwood.meme * last but not least, you MUST reblog on all muse accounts in order to participate. please utilize notes to view who has reblogged, i.e., who you can send asks to. UNDER THE CUT : you will find a series of ask memes that we have designed to follow the hollywood interview fashion as well as some juicy gossip driven ones, which we hope you will give a whirl. this will only help feed our hacker so that we can continue to develop ic drama within the group !!

INDUSTRY / WORK RELATED

what project(s) are you currently working on?

what are you most looking forward to this year? any highlights in 2024?

any upcoming films, music or other projects that you can dish on?

where are you based out of? do you see yourself relocating?

have you taken a recent hiatus, if so, when do you plan to return?

did you attend the met gala or cannes? if not, why?

how would you describe your fashion?

if you're a musician, what was the inspiration behind your most recent music?

are there any new albums you've had on repeat?

"OFF LIMITS" / PERSONAL

when was your last relationship? are you moved on?

how do you deal with break ups?

would you reunite with your ex? why or why not?

who is your celebrity crush?

are you beefing with anyone in the industry right now?

have you ever lied to your fans?

do you regret being famous?

what is your biggest regret to this day?

what is the most embarrassing scandal of your career?

FMK (fuck, marry, kill) : include three names.

HCK (hug, cuddle, kiss) : include three names.

would you rather: include two topics.

smash or pass: include a name.

When the super sweet parts come on, I feel as if that entire movie is super sweet, even when it's bordering on painful and angsty. I definitely teared up the first time watching it, not so much the next few times I've seen it with some friends though.

if i ask someone to watch the notebook with me and they not only watch it but talks through it with me, asks questions to understand it better, laughs at the jokes, lets me cry in peace when the super sweet parts come on, and does not fall sleep through it…. they are the one! @hwstarters

We have two, beautiful hopefully eventful in all the best ways weeks here and I plan to make the best of it. I'm not even sure what I want to do first, other than drinking of course. Pregaming is an unspoken rule. There's snorkeling, which I will never turn down, spas, jet skiing, surfing - I don't even know how to surf that one might be a bad idea. Cliff diving sounds fun too though, I don't know I need to do something adventurous. You in? @isabellakhair

When it comes to packing, I'm a very last minute person. I hate it so much, the packing - not being a last minute packer. But I persevered and even made a list of things to make sure I had. You know what I left without? A bikini. I left without packing a bikini to the Maldives. Which is whatever, that just gives me the opportunity to go shop. Want to come with? @emilystonc

SMS FROM ANONYMOUS:

cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater number one . . . was the fun worth ending your marriage? you were serving more than looks, barbie! how about those divorce papers? it's a real shame you can't call yourself a MILF now... though by a technicality, you might still qualify. baby sprouse or baby jonas? the possibilities are quite endless. aren't they?

The hot steam from the shower relaxed muscles she didn't even know were tense, she needed this. A long, scalding hot shower so she could just be and not wear the mask that she's donned on with just about everyone else. In truth, Barbara hasn't been happy for a long while. Things with her marriage started out great, as any marriage would. But as time went on, she could feel the disconnect between her and Dylan, smiles that didn't reach eyes, going to bed without any 'I love you's.' she was a prisoner in her own marriage and she hated it. So, Barbara sought out the comfort, in whatever form it came in with Nick instead. It was a whirlwind of excitement and fire and not too long after that, Barbara was filing for divorce. Not wanting to stay in a marriage where she was no longer happy. That whirlwind of excitement and fire turned to instant nerves when she found out she was pregnant, the math not giving her a clear answer as to who's baby it was - Nick's or Dylan's. The nerves were the loudest emotion she had during that time, but the small seed of excitement of being a mother was there - until it was ripped away from her, leaving her in a mess of anger and hate like she hasn't felt before. The steam is almost suffocating, but she revels in it - eyes closed as she leans her back against the shower wall. That's when she hears her phone and her jaw locks, he really did have the most awful timing ever didn't he? Pulling back the curtain, Barbara dries her hand on a throw towel before grabbing her phone and swiping up to unlock. So it wasn't Nick - this time at least. She reads the text, then rereads it again, and again almost wishing that it would just disappear. The tears, a mix of sadness at what could of been and anger for what did happen blur her vision as her throat tightens. 'Fuck the fuck off, why don't you?' She sends the quick text before tossing the phone away from her, the device landing with a thud at the bottom of her bathroom door. This charade of pretending to be okay was slowly coming undone and she fucking hated it, she hated herself for everything she lost.

tobimakeup: BARBARA 🔥 @realbarbarapalvin

Barbara Palvin via tobimakeup on Instagram, 10/02/2023.

Bella, angel! I cannot get over how absolutely fucking stunning you looked at the Cannes festival. I meant to say something then but got pulled in so many different directions it was just a whirlwind of chaos, but you killed it. @isabellakhair

You mean to tell me your number hasn't been leaked before? I could be wrong, but I very faintly remember a time that happened? I don't know, maybe it was someone else. But yeah no, I totally get where you're coming from. I'd ask how that detective work is working out for you but it sounds like it's a good thing you're a performer and not a detective. Vegas is never a bad idea. Unless you've got some massive gambling addiction, which I do not - and the heat, I'm used to. Maybe hold off on the thanking until Detective Bieber actually solves the case, hm?

having your number leaked is a whole new level of crazy. it's like, one minute you're chillin', and the next, your phone's blowing up like it's the fourth of july. i'm feeling like a detective straight out of a noir film. and i have absolutely no idea what's going on, where to go or what to do. it's like being dropped into the middle of a movie plot with no script to follow. but yeah... vegas wasn't a bad idea, maybe i should thank whoever is pranking me. @hwstarters