Bella, Angel! I Cannot Get Over How Absolutely Fucking Stunning You Looked At The Cannes Festival. I

Yeah, it's not for everyone. But if you're with the right people doing something you enjoy it's not bad. Vegas certainly has a shitload of those running around, showgirls too! I've seen more showgirls on the strip than I have Elvis imposters. Is this your first time being here, or something totally new?

vegas is not exactly my scene but here we are. suppose i can make the most my time here, maybe get my photo taken with an elvis imposter. any of the random touristy things i've seen people do will be good, i suppose. i guess it's a good thing that i haven't been up to much besides my return to broadway. this all feels slightly surreal. @hwstarters

I need to know, are we allowed to talk about Madame Web yet? Because I have questions, and theories, and with those theories more questions. Have you seen it? Or at the very least got some of the in about it, if you know what I mean? @hcllandstcm

Honestly I'm not sure how I missed it but it just went totally over my head at the time, I went to see the new Mean Girls movie and didn't know it was a musical until the opening song. I do think the little music note in the title should have given that away. It was still good though, you killed it as Regina George. @rmrpps

barbara: for you to honestly think that i would say something that would put the custody you have in jeopardy is ridiculous and downright insulting. barbara: i. didn't. say. anything. to anyone. i kept it between us. i don't know how someone would know, let alone if they know about this or if they're talking about something else entirely. oh trust me, that much is clear because you would be looking at all the possibilities instead of immediately blaming me.

nick: you do know that if priyanka finds out about our affair i may lose custody of my daughter? i know you don't know her, but jealousy is an understatement when it comes to her. straight up possession like the fucking exorcist. nick: of course everyone got it... that means that someone talked. and i didn't talk... so you must've had to talk. how else would this mysterious hacker guy know? i'm no bill nye the fucking science guy, but it's SCIENCE, barbie. SCIENCE.

Me? A Queen? Ugh, you're so sweet. You are such a Queen. Oh, how did I forget about your Coachella one? That one was also good. You got a lot of shit from BBC or people in general? Who do I have to fight?

Yeah but coming from a queen as yourself means so much so thank you! Oh my gosh really? That's one of mine as well, next to my Coachella one. Right? And that was very hard for me might I add. Oh I got a lot of shit but I'm kinda used to it now sadly.

We have two, beautiful hopefully eventful in all the best ways weeks here and I plan to make the best of it. I'm not even sure what I want to do first, other than drinking of course. Pregaming is an unspoken rule. There's snorkeling, which I will never turn down, spas, jet skiing, surfing - I don't even know how to surf that one might be a bad idea. Cliff diving sounds fun too though, I don't know I need to do something adventurous. You in? @isabellakhair

BARBARA PALVIN. via Instagram.

Alright so most of what I've heard, people didn't have that great of a time in Vegas. I need to hear that someone had a great time and when I think great time and Vegas you immediately come to mind, you just seem like that kinda guy. I had a great time, for the most part. No menacing, completely random, slightly off-putting text is gonna throw my groove off. So, Joe -- how was Vegas for you? Dancing on top of cars? Stumbling out of bars? Ah, see what I did there? @josvphs