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1 year ago
Reblog To Have Miku Virtual Insanity Your Followers .

reblog to have miku virtual insanity your followers .

1 year ago

…why do i see this after i forced myself to sleep with a guy i don’t really like

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1 year ago

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

1 year ago

there are some REALLY good ones at beamish in the uk lmao

like i legit felt like it was burning a hole through my tongue when i first went to eat it

i don’t remember what they’re called but they’re big blue sour balls

i think they’re mainly blue

they should start making sour sweets that are actually sour again there's too many piss weak plain old sherbet that was waved near a lemon type sweets i want pure acid i want blood i want to suffer if the sour sweets don't blow my dick clean off then they're not worth it

1 year ago

this is very true. like, for me, i don’t view sex as something just for people in a relationship. i enjoy casual sex, and for me, while it doesn’t change a relationship, it demonstrates your closeness and adds layers to your relationship with each other.

and i don’t sleep with all my friends. but that doesn’t mean that we’re not as close as the friends that i do sleep with. it’s just another part of our relationship.

Any post about how it's fine and normal to have sex with people that you are friends with will be full of comments like "but that's not friends then that's friends with benefits and that's not the same"

Why do you see sex as a benefit - a reward, something earned, something that can both lift a relationship beyond the limitations of regular friendship but also lessens that friendship to something more sinister? How does this impact your personal sexuality and self esteem?

Why do you think sex between friends must change or ruin the friendship? Does sex between partners do that? Do you really think the way YOU feel about sex, love, friendship, and human relationships is the ONLY way to think or feel despite there being billions of human minds on the planet? Do you just not believe people when they describe the way their own minds and hearts and cunts function because YOU aren't like that and can't empathize with how people different from you function? How is that different from conservative viewpoints?


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1 year ago

also, if your wi-fi is horrible, it might keep reloading so you get to click it several times a day

you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

1 year ago

can’t wait to start transitioning!! if only i could afford a binder rn…

also i really need a different pfp rap goose just isn’t cutting it anymore


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1 year ago

i got ben and jerrys fudge brownie instead and i ran into a little girl and she just looked at me and i waved and walked away as she was blocking the way and she started crying

also bens and jerrys is cheaper with better flavours, and i also got a crème egg as it was cheaper :)

honestly going to the shops did me the world of good, get out the house people!!

im gonna buy a tub of ice cream (haagen-daas) as soon as my hair is dry

1 year ago

i nearly couldn’t find my jacket and i was like oh nooooo bcs. how am i meant to buy ice cream with no jacket?? it’s cold outside.

but i found it and i swear i’m actually going now

im gonna buy a tub of ice cream (haagen-daas) as soon as my hair is dry

1 year ago

wait i don’t have any fucking money shit whatever will i do

eh fuck it we ball i want my ice cream

im gonna buy a tub of ice cream (haagen-daas) as soon as my hair is dry

1 year ago

i’m gonna go buy my ice cream now k BYEEEEEE

im gonna buy a tub of ice cream (haagen-daas) as soon as my hair is dry

1 year ago

palestine masterpost-masterpost

i've been trying my best to collect a bunch of links to other, more structured resources about the genocide in gaza, and what you, reading this, can do about it, that i'm going to compile here.

DON'T SCROLL PAST. LOOK THROUGH THE LINKS. REBLOG.

less and less people are talking about gaza every day, but it is still a very real crisis.

education, donations, speaking out, global links (masterpost)

links to contextual articles

for americans - state/congressional contacts

how you can help palestine - donations, petitions, campaigns, upcoming protests (masterpost)

non-politically motivated charity links

canary mission

petitions and congressional contact (masterpost)

education, current news, taking action, direct action and donations, current protests (masterpost)

small monetary actions

2700 ebooks on israel and palestine, available for free

thorough article by storiesfromgaza, dated 10/30/23

targeted boycott + bds

how to find state/congressional contacts, bds, email template, donation links

sudan and congo

egypt, us/uk/canada/europe congressional contacts

direct links to help palestine

educate yourself (twitter links)

translating gaza (instagram link)

bds/targeted boycott information

compilation of palestine info and how to support it (masterpost), dated 10/28/23

latest info as of 11/3/23 and large amounts of immediate action to take (masterpost)

history of palestine and israel - articles, books, films, social media (masterpost)

socials to follow

journalists in north gaza

btselem

1 year ago

why can’t i be cool funny shitposting blog why do i have to be who is that blog


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1 year ago

im gonna buy a tub of ice cream (haagen-daas) as soon as my hair is dry


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1 year ago

i want chunky rings and baggy tops

they are life, they are everything


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1 year ago

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

1 year ago

i hate woman body who needs boobs give me MAN BODY instead


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1 year ago

pls pls pls if anybody has anything like this for bsl pls share i’ve meant to learn it for so long and i am learning (using an actually p decent app called ‘bright bsl’) but learning from a variety of sources is always best especially since there can be more than one sign for a certain word!!

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”


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1 year ago

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

1 year ago

ik it’s not 2023 anymore but still wanted to share <33

Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.
Here's My Favorite Drawings Of 2023, Wooooo! It's So Fun To See All The Different Seasons Represented.

Here's my favorite drawings of 2023, wooooo! It's so fun to see all the different seasons represented. I'm curious, which of these do you like most?

Thank you for following along with my art this year! I feel so lucky that anyone connects with my weird little drawings. Your attention and kindness is very much appreciated. ♥

Here's to more growth in 2024!

1 year ago

my friend was walking home and this kid came up to her and said “you have a vagina, retard” and walked off and he couldn’t have been older than like 11 and we couldn’t stop laughing abt it just thought i’d share


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1 year ago

“people are still using binary? i’m all the way in hexa-decimal” - my brother

“tongs, not thongs” - my chemistry teacher

1 year ago

Romance is not pink.

Romance is deep, deep red. Romance is silk, and velvet, and stormy nights, and raging fires underneath a blanket of stars.

Love is pink. Love is fluffy blankets on plush sofas, big enough for two. Love is a shining sun in a deep blue sky, with fluffy white clouds drifting lazily about. Love is a warm breeze rustling the grass, a picnic by a sparkling, clear lake.

Romance is not pink.


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1 year ago

theres this one drawing that i spent hours on, that i put a lot of effort into. everybodys just treating it like trash despite my best efforts to keep it nice and pristine. my cat is using it as bedding right now.

i feel like there’s a metaphor somewhere here.


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1 year ago

Hello! I hope I'm not being intrusive, my fundraising is slow, my time is limited, I don't have enough reach, I really need your help, could you help me spread the word (pinned post) or donate what you can? every dollar allows me to get my infusions, tests and medications on time.

Everything's depressing and all my coping mechanisms are failing. 😭

Kindly help as much as you can.

Hi, unfortunately I can’t donate, but I can help spread the word!


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1 year ago

Several things to consider:

•How would they be ranked? Would it be based on a specific set of morals or based on the parent-child relationship? If two dads raise kids to the same standard, but one is homophobic and the other isn’t, and they teach that to their kids, who is the better dad? What decides the morals?

•There would most probably be a massive drop in domestic abuse/neglect. Dads would want to show off to other dads how good of a dad they were, and if it’s a lower ranking, there would be reason to suspect abuse/neglect.

•If somebody adopts a child, does the mug count that person as the child’s dad? If you didn’t realise you had a child, and you got a mug, would it still show a ranking? Do you have to be active in the child’s life? (For example: a stepdad with no biological children of his own. Would the mug count him as the dad, or the child’s biological father?)

•Would there be contests? Or what? Would there be prizes for being good dads?

•Would anybody find a way to exploit it?

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.


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1 year ago

a nature documentary but there are just a few odd things in the background or casually referenced

like the apotamkin casually mentioned in one part

a completely smooth round tree in the background (no leaves)

a phoenix in a tree in the background

that kind of thing


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1 year ago

im leaving the bathroom im scared

ass kicking insomnia + mothers constant snoring = fucking help

it’s nearly 3 in the morning and im sat on the floor of the bathroom in this shitty hotel room I have to share with my mum and my aunt

im going to fucking kms istf I can’t do this

1 year ago

ass kicking insomnia + mothers constant snoring = fucking help

it’s nearly 3 in the morning and im sat on the floor of the bathroom in this shitty hotel room I have to share with my mum and my aunt

im going to fucking kms istf I can’t do this


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