I’m Gonna Go Buy My Ice Cream Now K BYEEEEEE

errands for mom

do you think a 22 yr old is too young for a 24 yr old?

i mainly fuck divorced fathers so i wouldn't know too much about that.. but yeah i think they should both be put to death

YO HELLO PEOPLE THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY PAGE

i would like to introduce myself <3

i’m alfie, i use he/him and im transmasc apagender! im also bi and aroace <3

if i can ever be arsed i will write i swear

i am very very into pjo, and mha, and tdlosk!!

feel free to ask me anything, i will do my very best to help! anything at all!

if you see the tag ‘beans queer facts’ that’s me trying to share an lgbt-related fact every day, which i’m not very good at and i’ve kind of given up on :3

thank you and goodbye <3

@tr-mha-fan lmao its bcs i was having turkey dinos cause asda substituted my chicken nuggets and it reminded me of when i was little, my mum used to make turkey dinos and make a volcano out of mashed potatoes and baked beans in the middle and called it extinction event

turkey dinosaurs: extinction event

HEY EVERYBODY, HAVE YOU HEARD? THE BEST WAY TO TELL IF A LOAF OF BREAD IS DONE IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT, NOW GO SPREAD THE WORD!!

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

I have never seen something so true

also, if your wi-fi is horrible, it might keep reloading so you get to click it several times a day

you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

OMG I LOVE BUGSNAX THESE ARE SO GOOD WELL DONE

pride flags color picked from bugsnax! lesbian, gay, bi, pan, genderfluid, aro, ace, trans, and nonbinary (ftu w/ credit)

fotd: the point of identities in the queer community is not to box yourself, but to find something that roughly describes how you feel. it doesn’t have to be all that close to your identity to use it! for example, i say i’m bisexual, when i probably fit more under sexual fluidity - my preference and sexuality tends to change a lot. i still say im bisexual as that feels more right! so don’t feel the need to label yourself as something and then when something about you doesn’t align with that label, don’t freak out. that label just describes common experiences!