Me: I Don’t Want To See Jellyfish So I Will Blacklist The Tag #jellyfish

none pizza with left beef my beloved

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

no context behind this painting.

ough

ough

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

Hell yeah

Can I see a show of hands from people that think we should bring this back please.