Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:
a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.
b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.
c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine
if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly
look at this neat doritos i got
hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
POV: you are being bestowed the knowledge of undertale lore that has been debated since it’s  release buy tony box, that one guy who slipped homestuck mpreg into an official Pokémon game’s ost
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
Hell yeah
Can I see a show of hands from people that think we should bring this back please.
Next viral tumblr blorbo: giant old as fuck tadpole
“LIKE” to vote for Old As Fuck Tadpole
idk looks fine to me