None Pizza With Left Beef My Beloved

Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

i hope fi’s gonna be okay

just witnessed a girl spot her friend in the grocery store and instead of calling her over she started making turkey noises. and her friend, who apparently recognized her call, responded with higher pitched turkey noises before she even saw her and they used turkey echolocation to find each other. friendship between girls is a beautiful thing <3

They are learning, and I think that that is a good thing

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You know what would be funny? If the universe got confused and accidentally put the spirit of Demise and the soul of the hero in the same dude

Kejekdkrkjfjf okay but IMAGINE

There are two wolves inside of you, one craves to feast on the souls of the innocent, the other would like a bagel. Fortunately, the Hero's Spirit is JUST stronger then that if Demise, so you don't go on a murderous rampage to sate your thirst with blood.

However this divine comedy renders what is not battling Demise of the Hero's Spirit, just A Dude™.

You order a croissant

Zelda thinks it's hilarious.

Why are you trans: wrong answer edition. Tell us why you're trans, wrong answers, though :)