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none pizza with left beef my beloved

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

cat

You know what would be funny? If the universe got confused and accidentally put the spirit of Demise and the soul of the hero in the same dude

Kejekdkrkjfjf okay but IMAGINE

There are two wolves inside of you, one craves to feast on the souls of the innocent, the other would like a bagel. Fortunately, the Hero's Spirit is JUST stronger then that if Demise, so you don't go on a murderous rampage to sate your thirst with blood.

However this divine comedy renders what is not battling Demise of the Hero's Spirit, just A Dude™.

You order a croissant

Zelda thinks it's hilarious.

:P

None of you can reblog this either

help

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly