I Feel Like I Need More Iron Dad And Spider Son Fics

I want to write a fic but my mind just can’t continue one thought

lowkey guys, remember to write for yourself too. i abandoned my favorite wip of all time for two years because i thought other people wouldn’t like it. that sucked, and i decided to stop caring if other people will think it’s weird and write what i like. it’s made me a lot happier since i’ve accepted that

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

I feel called out hehe

dokjoong or joongdok, i love them as long as they are together.

dokjoongers where are you

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

Saving these until I finally decide to write a reborn fanfic

I know it sounds weird but I am in need of Italian words/phrasings the Papas would say to each other in the middle of an argument or fight. Or just annoyed and don't want to talk or do something they are asked to.

Things on the line off fuck off, dickhead and so on.

This is actually a really good question, too. Not weird at all. A few choices:

“Va a farti fottere!” - get fucked, go get fucked, fuck off

“Testa di cazzo” - literally dickhead

“Fottuto” - fuckface, fucker, stupid fuck

“Non rompere” or “non rompermi i coglioni” - Stop busting my balls, don’t break my balls (stop bothering/annoying me)

“Mi stai sulle palle” - You fucking piss me off/bug the shit out of me

The famous “Vaffanculo” is a bit controversial, because although it’s intended as “fuck you,” there’s a slight edge of homophobia to it, since it literally means “go fuck somebody’s ass.” Having said that, few in Italy really use it in that sense consciously…they really are just saying “fuck you.”

“Fratellaccio del culo” - a fun one because you’re saying “stupidass brother”

“Sei pieno di merda” - you’re full of shit

“Sono cazzate” or “che stronzata”- this is bullshit

“Ma va!” - believe it or not, in the right inflection, this short expression means “don’t be ridiculous”

“Mentecatto” - another way to say “idiot”

“Non si combina niente qui!” - we aren’t resolving anything!

Hope this helps! As always, if you need a direct translation of anything for your particular fic, feel free to send me a message (not an inbox ask, since I have to answer those publicly).

Also, the usual disclaimers apply: nobody’s perfect, I also use regional phrases, happy to be corrected if I screw up, etc.

I still remember that one fic I rewrote four times….and in the end I didn’t finish it because it was crap.

I just want fics about arco/reborn, like it’s so hard to even find new good khr fanfics these days cuz the fandom is dead but has never anyone thought of the potential of a power bottom reborn?? If I had the talent to write I would have written so many arco/reborn fics on ao3 to the point it’s just my works under that tag but I can’t write to save my life so I’m here just lamenting over the fact that I cannot ever read something like “Sunny Skies Ahead by Ourliazo” on ao3.

My full piece for @jdlogbook !! What if I took you on a house tour and there was a big prophetic mural of you killing me in the foyer 🤍

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