Saving these until I finally decide to write a reborn fanfic
I know it sounds weird but I am in need of Italian words/phrasings the Papas would say to each other in the middle of an argument or fight. Or just annoyed and don't want to talk or do something they are asked to.
Things on the line off fuck off, dickhead and so on.
This is actually a really good question, too. Not weird at all. A few choices:
“Va a farti fottere!” - get fucked, go get fucked, fuck off
“Testa di cazzo” - literally dickhead
“Fottuto” - fuckface, fucker, stupid fuck
“Non rompere” or “non rompermi i coglioni” - Stop busting my balls, don’t break my balls (stop bothering/annoying me)
“Mi stai sulle palle” - You fucking piss me off/bug the shit out of me
The famous “Vaffanculo” is a bit controversial, because although it’s intended as “fuck you,” there’s a slight edge of homophobia to it, since it literally means “go fuck somebody’s ass.” Having said that, few in Italy really use it in that sense consciously…they really are just saying “fuck you.”
“Fratellaccio del culo” - a fun one because you’re saying “stupidass brother”
“Sei pieno di merda” - you’re full of shit
“Sono cazzate” or “che stronzata”- this is bullshit
“Ma va!” - believe it or not, in the right inflection, this short expression means “don’t be ridiculous”
“Mentecatto” - another way to say “idiot”
“Non si combina niente qui!” - we aren’t resolving anything!
Hope this helps! As always, if you need a direct translation of anything for your particular fic, feel free to send me a message (not an inbox ask, since I have to answer those publicly).
Also, the usual disclaimers apply: nobody’s perfect, I also use regional phrases, happy to be corrected if I screw up, etc.
Trust me, you don’t wanna know how much and how exactly I fantasize about men.
I want to write a fic but my mind just can’t continue one thought
{ Couples in order of appearance: Hualian from "Tian Guan Ci Fu," Wangxian from "Mo Dao Zu Shi," Bingyuan from "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System," Yanshen from "Qian Qiu," Fengcui from "Wushuang," Ranwan from "Erha," Ximang from "Yuwu," Changgu from "Sha Po Lang," Cezhou from "Qiang Jin Jiu," and Moshang from "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System," Fengqing from "Tian Guan Ci Fu,” Wenzhou from “Tian Ya Ke,” }
The fact that Yoohyun and Yoojin are equally (but differently relative to each other) crazy. And wild. And weird. And scary. Both of them. If Yoohyun destroyed the world, Yoojin would find an excuse. If Yoojin destroyed the world, Yoohyun would think the world wasn't worthy of his brother
fanfic writers are so fucking awesome in the sense that they can take one single scene, that lasts less than a minute, from the source material and turn that one single scene into a 40k word long fic with depth, feels, character study and development and create a whole storyline out of that one single canonical moment.
fanfic writers are so fucking awesome in the sense that they can take one single scene, that lasts less than a minute, from the source material and write 40 entirely different fics about that one single canonical moment and each one of those fics are literal masterpieces.
shout out to us fanfic writers ♡♡♡♡♡♡
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
I feel called out hehe
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