Latest Posts by ostriches-because-i-said-so - Page 8

Ricky Jamaraz is the best musical artists ever and I will accept no criticism.

Me and my friend made a game today. We're exercising in our local gym, but we both hate exercise, but we gotta do it to be healthy! Anyway, we're bored and tired and he just goes, "Fuck," To which I obviously respond, "Shit." Anyway this went on for sometime and what we've discovered is you can add dick, little shit, fucker, and asshole to almost anything and it'll be a bad thing.

Wade Watts, from the book Ready Player One by Ernest Cline and also the movie based on the book, is a super nerd. And to prove it I'll make the bold claim that his knowledge on James Halliday is almost or maybe even equal to MatPat's knowledge of FNAF. Just throwing it out there.

So, Audrey and Aubrey... What dumbass parent switched up their d's and b's and created a new name??? More importantly which name came first! This is like the, "Which came first the ostrich or the egg?" but with names!!!

Wattpad crack: We're unrealistic and kinda cringe

Ao3 crack:

Just saw a fanfic about Kevin McCallister and Clint Barton fighting bad guys together and at first I was like,

"Wow, what and insane world we like in"

But then I thought about for a second and realized,

"Kevin and Clint beating the shit out of criminals actually sounds really badass and I kind of want that crossover"

So I'd say that I've lost all sanity, yes.

Reblog if you think polyamorous people are valid

Person A, introducing their current partner to their family: And that's my sister! Hey, sis!

20 years later...

Person A, introducing new partner to family: And that's my brother! Hey, trans!

Yes it was a pun all along MWHAHAHAHAH

I sure do gender.

DON'T BE TRASH

T - Transphobic

R - Racist

A - Ableist

S - Sexist

H - Homophobic

watching the otp kill each other over a miscommunication

that begs the question: what is heavy murder

Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.

Is this anything

I had to make it because the mental image of Diogee as ‘woke dog’ was killing me

Group photo!

I like to say that Cavendish and Dakota are Milo's gay uncles who babysit him sometimes when the family can't handle Milo and his dad being in the same place.

i can't believe i drew the cartoon time-traveling gay old men with separation anxiety in 2024. god. i found that lil doodle in my 2017-18 sketchbook and i decided to redraw it lol, n then i just made the dumb doodles below. fighting the urge to call them a found family even tho milo’s got a perfectly loving family at home isnidjuwhudjs

since i'm sick i decided to treat myself and make something self-indulgent real quick :) back to grinding now

(Please reblog this poll to reach a bigger audience and people who may not know)

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Ostrich "meme" 16

It took me too long to realise Louie probably got his "oh boy" thing from Donald. I figured I'd share cuz it makes me happy

I have so many thoughts and they all go to Tumblr

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

ostrich memes 10-15

ostrich memes 6-9 because i made a lot

Ostrich meme 5

Ostrich meme 4

Ostrich meme 3

Ostrich meme 2

Ostrich meme 1

I need this but I can't draw for shit (don't have the motivation) PLEAsE SOMEONE DRAW IT