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3 months ago

the most "don't judge a book by it's cover" bitches ever are the ones with a resting bitch face but act like such a sunshine and/or richie tozier

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it's me. I'm bitches.

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lol haha funny shitpost LIKE.. no it movie It Richie Tozier It Stephen King It (2017) losers club it chapter 2 it’s like the losers club Richie i’m bitches it me resting bitch face ha ha funny it’s me i’m bitches don’t judge a book by it’s cover sunshines sunshine characters fur real tho are you plotting a murder ur a human rainbow

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5 months ago

the type of post you only see in screenshots except you can't see it in screenshots because it's simply to long of a post DANG

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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5 months ago

"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"

Like this:

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

1 month ago

Random civilian: OH NO, the super duper evil man overlord guy who be kinda queer coded my dudes is trying to kill us all, agaaaaain

The hero sighs and whispers: Fre sha voca do

The hero: *immediately transforms and is super cool and saves everyone*

Hero, once everyone is gone: .....Hi, welcome to chili's.

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

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lol haha funny shitpost writing superhero superheroes vine vines super 🔥 vine reference Vine Energy rip vine ha ha funny superhero idea superhero comics vine quote

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4 months ago

My first thought was, "Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin"

it’s just me and my two little chin hairs against the world

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6 months ago

Milo's gay uncles whom the fandom collectively cherishes

I'm watching milo murphy's law and what the fuck is up with the time traveling pistachio guys

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milo murphy's law vinnie dakota balthazar cavendish dakavendish

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7 months ago

They were supposed to last longer than Mat...

I'm mean, at least Ash hasn't... oh wait...

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lol haha funny game theory matpat memes amy film theory ash mugshot meme Tom Lee food theory style theory ha ha funny gtlive Santi was too tired to do ash's sorry doesn't look amazing but it's good enough i think

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5 months ago