Audrey - Blog Posts
Hide your plants and stop going to the dentist
There will be a to-tal ecl-ipse of. the. sun. On April 8th
So, Audrey and Aubrey... What dumbass parent switched up their d's and b's and created a new name??? More importantly which name came first! This is like the, "Which came first the ostrich or the egg?" but with names!!!
i thought this post was specifically abt audrey redheart lol
They're the worst person alive. They're horribly redeemable. They're the coolest person on the planet. They are the very embodiment of cringe-fail. They're confident and know their worth. They're an insecure mess. Everyone loves them. Not a single person cares about them. They're cunning and have the world wrapped around their finger. They have no people skills whatsoever. They are the strongest person in the room. They can never win a fight. They know their own strength. They pick fights they have no possible way of winning. They're a lying bitch. They're the most honest person in the room. They are Authentic to bits. They are a fucking poser. They will ditch you at the drop of a hat. They will die for you. Their loyalties change every hour. They are the most stubborn person on the planet. They are the hero. They are the villain. I didn't say their name, but you thought of them, didn't you?
Descendants as Jessie Quotes
Evie: Celia, bed. now!
Celia: Evie, no. Catch me!
Ben and mal both suck at flirting:
Ben: Maybe I'll call you soon
Mal: Maybe I'll answer
Ben: And maybe when you answer, I'll talk to you
Mal: that'd be weird if you didn't
Audrey talking about Ben proposing Mal:
Audrey: I should have just been happy for you but instead I was jealous and pretty
Mal: dont you mean petty?
Audrey: yeah, that too
Mal: audrey, we have a great birthday surprise for you
Audrey:You're moving back to Isle and taking your friends with you?
Queen leah enters
Leah: Suprise birthday girl
Audrey shocked and uncomfortable: Granny, what are you doing here
Leah: wondering why you're still not married *glances at Ben*
Fairy Godmother: what is the most irritating thing that your family has said to you?
Chad: That's too much cologne
Mal: that's how girls end up dead
Gil: Dont talk black to me
Evie: It's inappropriate because he is your teacher
Gil: how do you even talk black? End words with izzle?
Uma: that's back you idiot
Audrey: Act more like an adult. What does act more like an adult even mean?
Mal: look I know I said some hurtful things last night.
Audrey: ...
Mal: I just want you to know that I stand by everything I said
[Harry writing on a notebook]
Harry: Mal, dated. Check
Evie, flirted. Check
Jay, dated. Check
Carlos, flirted. Check
Jane, flirted. Check
Uma, couldn't dare to flirt.not so check
Ben, dated. Check.
Audrey, flirted+danced. check
Gil current boyfriend. Check
Harry: Now who do we have left? Chad... can just I pass it?
Bonus;
[Uma listening harry whole time]
Uma: are you listing your love life?
Harry: ...
The Lorax protagonists be like:
Before you ask, almost every character in that movie is a bitch.
