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Alright this is a nice post but I am tired and completely forgot that people could like, convert to religions and I was like... an infant can’t do any of this, and then I literally had to fact check that Rosh Hashanah is a once-a-year thing before i realized that “oh people aren’t born following a religion.

simple things you can do for your first rosh hashanah:

- eat apples and honey

- eat challah and honey

- bake round challah

- reflect on the previous year, what happened for you, how you’ve changed, how you want to act differently in the coming year

- light candles on rosh hashanah eve

- do kiddush (wine blessing) and hamotzi (bread blessing) on Rosh Hashanah eve

- socially distanced outdoor apples + honey with a friend

- zoom prayer service if you feel up to it

- tashlich - go to a body of water, think of the ways you acted last year that you want to leave in the past or any harm you may have caused others, pick up some small stones or sticks, attach the bad actions to the objects in your head, then toss them away into the water

- listen to a recording of someone blowing a shofar (ram’s horn)

I thought all Denny’s were like that?

Your local Denny’s is a hotspot for the mysterious things of all existence. Cryptids manifest, realities warp, and unfathomable, unexplainable phenomena occur on the property. Describe your time working there.

Don’t Be That Guy.

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

Man, why would you bother?  If Satan is chill, just stay in Hell with all the cool people.  Besides, there are too many straight people in Heaven.  Plus the paperwork is the actual torture of Hell.

All your life, you’ve considered yourself a fairly good person, but after a freak accident, you wind up in hell. Satan turns out to be a pretty chill guy and says there’s been a mistake, and you’re supposed to be in heaven. Now you must suffer through the long and complex paperwork to be moved to where you properly belong.

I can’t sleep with a stuffed animal in bed because i’d end up tossing and turning and knocking them on the floor which would be so rude!!  But I keep my two penguins (Fuzz and Chill), my two blobfish (Bleeb and Bloob) and my seal (Spot) nearby incase I want to cuddle with them, and I have at least fifty other stuffed animals in my room.

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

I disagree with the premise that any child of Athena has only a singular brain cell, but Percy and Grover definitely share one, and I feel that Annabeth takes it away from them when they have overused it so it can recharge. 

the entirety of the lightning thief really is just Percy, Annabeth, and Grover fighting over the use of one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it