Man, why would you bother? If Satan is chill, just stay in Hell with all the cool people. Besides, there are too many straight people in Heaven. Plus the paperwork is the actual torture of Hell.
All your life, you’ve considered yourself a fairly good person, but after a freak accident, you wind up in hell. Satan turns out to be a pretty chill guy and says there’s been a mistake, and you’re supposed to be in heaven. Now you must suffer through the long and complex paperwork to be moved to where you properly belong.
I cant believe asexuals officially own Halloween
Ace week 2020 is october 25-31st
Help the environment
top 3 underrated phineas & ferb songs go (and do NOT say busted or gitchie gitchie goo)
I disagree with the premise that any child of Athena has only a singular brain cell, but Percy and Grover definitely share one, and I feel that Annabeth takes it away from them when they have overused it so it can recharge.
the entirety of the lightning thief really is just Percy, Annabeth, and Grover fighting over the use of one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it
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Shoutout to non binary Jews!!
Whether you wear tefillin, a kippah, a tallit, anything else or none of it, you are valid. Your observance of Judaism does not invalidate your gender.
Shoutout to non binary Jews who are part of a super accepting synagogue!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who are part of a queerphobic synagogue!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who aren’t part of a synagogue!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who wear gendered religious items!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who want to wear gendered religious items but can’t!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who wear gendered religious items but don’t really want to!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who don’t wear gendered religious items!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who are only out in jewish spaces!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who are nervous about coming out in jewish spaces!
Shoutout to non binary Jews whose coming out didn’t go well in a jewish space!
Shoutout to non binary Jews whose coming out went really well in jewish spaces!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who aren’t sure where their identity fits into their Judaism!
Shoutout to non binary Jews whose identity is tied to their Judaism!
Shoutout to non binary Jews who feel more distant from Judaism because of their identity.
Shoutout to non binary Jews who feel closer to Judaism because of their identity.
Shoutout to all non binary Jews, whether you fit into any of these or not. Navigating Judaism and being non binary is complicated, and I’m so happy that you are part of my community!
10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose
I spent my two-hour layover mourning the two halves of my Ovation. Help me save others from the same fate!
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