“Increases Your Chances By 80%” Does Not Mean “there Is Now An 80% Chance”. 

Okay Tumblr, you know what to do

It was during French class, at the end of a standardized testing day.  We were playing a game of chaud et froid, or hot and cold.  A student is looking for a rock.  There are twenty other students chanting décontracté (it means casual) while we are waiting for the first student to get the idea to go through a kid’s hair.

Y'all do realize the more you call trans kids “transtrenders” and that they’re “faking it” the more parents aren’t gonna support even Actually Real Dysphoric Trans People, right?

xkcd

Average Familiarity

Here you go!

I’m trying to find that XKCD comic with the two geologists who are like “we have to remember the average layperson only knows formulas for three or four basic schists and quartzes” and I cannot.

Anyone have it where you can lay hands on it?

I just had a guy proudly unfollow me because I said mean things about Nazis.

I took a quick scan of his page and he's an underweight, single dude that's obsessed with guns and violence and openly and proudly a pedophile.

Damn, Nazis, you just love comforting to stereotypes don't you?

Can we support him please?!

That’s no way to refer to Canadians 

There’s people out there who’s job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.

he’s literally rigging the election and next to nothing’s being done about it what the actual fucking living hell

October can’t come soon enough