Hi Friends! Can You Reblog This If You Actively Post About Hogwarts Mystery? I’m Obsessed With This

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

I think I should be a vampire because I would take advantage of my mysteriousness & powers & immortality to kill pedophiles thanks for coming to my ted talk xx

me: god it’s so sad that this character has to die, they could have had so much better

my friends: you’re the writer, you’re the one who killed them, you could just not kill them

me: no i’m gonna

Will: What kind of work would you want to do?

Nico: I don’t want to work. I want to lay in bed eating McDonalds all day.

Will: So does everyone, but you have to work if you want to live.

Nico: Then I want to die.

Will, spraying him with water: No.

Title: Cafe Date Artist: anokaba Rating: so G Pairing: pre-Harry/Draco Summary: Single Dad!Draco and Scorpius having their weekly coffee/juice date. Walking home, Harry spots the adorable duo. A/N: I love single parent AUs with the other falling in love with them and their kid and becoming a family <3

I just started and my house that won three years in a row is now 170 points behind, don’t worry, I think it happens to everyone

My house always drops to the 4th place in Hogwarts Mystery despite me always completing all of my classes on time… Does anyone know why that happens?

Harry Potter YouTube AU

where Harry just works out on his videos, and Draco’s DEFINITELY a fan. And I would imagine Draco is a beauty guru because of course, he is. 

if you read antigone and sided with kreon at any point i DO hate you just so you know

Ben Copper ghost wrote this

I wouldn’t use Engorgio on my dick, I’d use it on my self esteem

Mr. Anderson thinks that everything inside of him is worthless and embarrassing. Isn’t that right, Todd? Isn’t that your worst fear? Well, I think you’re wrong. I think you have something inside of you that is worth a great deal. “I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.”