Title: Cafe Date Artist: Anokaba Rating: So G Pairing: pre-Harry/Draco Summary: Single Dad!Draco And

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN THING EVER I JUST READ THAT ENTIRE FUCKIN FIC IN TEN MINUTES BC IT WAS SO GOOD!

Your Pansy has me LIVING, and Im not talking abt you Draco, also I love the innuendos, and Blaise is just /////

The silver trio should get renamed the bad flirts trio bc clearly some of them have troubles 😂😂😂 and Ace!Ron is OMG YES

Anywayssss, I love your fic, it is super funny and cute and adorable and please continue it

Summary:

Hermione makes a group chat for homework purposes, but as it turns out just having teenage banter with each other is a lot more fun

Exerpt:

Pansy Parkinson: What use is nailing someone to a tree? If you’re going with human sacrifice at least do it properly and pickle his balls

Hermione Granger: What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Harry Potter: I would love to pickle your balls @DracoMalfoy

Ronald Weasley: MY EYES! MY EYES!

Seamus Finnigan: OMG @HarryPotter TMI

Draco Malfoy: I find it very offensive that @HarryPotter wants to use me as human sacrifice and the only thing you people notice is the slight innuendo

Blaise Zabini: Slight innuendo my arse, @HarryPotter wants to hide your faggots

Draco Malfoy: What on earth is that supposed to mean?

Blaise Zabini is typing…

Hermione Granger: DON’T YOU DARE EXPLAIN THAT OR I WILL BE PICKLING YOUR BALLS TONIGHT ZABINI

I meant faggots as innuendo, since there is a meat ball type/brand called faggot in Great Brittain and I use that a lot. Please don’t murder me

Merula : I hate that I need you, you want her (penny) you need her (penny) and I’ll never be her

What is the truth Merula

the floor is heterosexuality

looking for writing friends!

reblog or message me if you;

are a writer

want to talk about WIPs

like books like The Raven Cycle

like dark/light academia, cottagecore, or cryptidcore

I’m a bit shy but I’d love to meet new friends! 

disclaimer: no terfs or I break your kneecaps

*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

Thirty-five years of writing English and I still have to double-check my usage of “laying” vs “lying” every. fucking. time.

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

wait, it seems like unless you’re in SLytherin (we have to sneak into Gryffindors’ common room) you have to sneak and steal in Slytherin common room? what even?

I’m sorry if I don’t want to bully innocent Slytherins and start a tremendous amount of drama for no particular reason, Chester!

With all this wit and wisdom around, one would think you would have the brains to be the better person and find more efficient ways to channel out your immature and neglected anger, Chester!

And you have the audacity to talk to ME, the SCHOLAR who currently has 123 house points that skyrockets Ravenclaw house AND myself to the very top of the leaderboard, CHESTER!

RE: That post about lgbt characters for str8 ppl and lgbt characters for lgbt. That character is Jules from HBO’s Euphoria.

ahh, thanks, I dont know them, Ill check it out :)