I Think I Should Be A Vampire Because I Would Take Advantage Of My Mysteriousness & Powers & Immortality

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

alright so I made those three Merula Snyde aesthetic

(dont @ at me Merula is gay, because I am and I decided that she is my girl now) 

This is Arthur Rimbaud erasure and I will not stand for it

British gays have Oscar Wilde, french gays have Proust.

I just started and my house that won three years in a row is now 170 points behind, don’t worry, I think it happens to everyone

My house always drops to the 4th place in Hogwarts Mystery despite me always completing all of my classes on time… Does anyone know why that happens?

Will: What kind of work would you want to do?

Nico: I don’t want to work. I want to lay in bed eating McDonalds all day.

Will: So does everyone, but you have to work if you want to live.

Nico: Then I want to die.

Will, spraying him with water: No.

My gay ass is painting Penny Gaywood- I MEAN HAYWOOD

Someone: *compliments my writing*

Me, trying to hide my imposter syndrome with humor and failing miserably:

ahh yes, the inseparable combo of quidditch jocks and sexual awakening…