I Also Have A Big Crush On Our Potion Genius Penny

Ben Copper ghost wrote this

I wouldn’t use Engorgio on my dick, I’d use it on my self esteem

the floor is heterosexuality

My gay ass is painting Penny Gaywood- I MEAN HAYWOOD

She-Ra s5 characters as John Mulaney quotes

Adora:

Catra:

Glimmer:

Bow:

Entrapta:

Scorpia:

Mermista:

Sea Hawk:

Perfuma:

Spinerella and Netossa:

yo, my best mate, the drake to my josh, the carly to my sam, your neighbors au?? imma need to skate the heck to 90s to comprehend how totally tubular it is. the sickest au ive seen since the bookshop au you made. im kachowed down to my lightning mcqueen crocs. anyway, sending my love and atrocious 90s slang to you. i bet skiddadle, see in a while, crocodile.

I AM SOBBING, THIS IS THE BEST/FUNNIEST THING EVER. “IM KACHOWED DOWN TO MY LIGHTNING MCQUEEN CROCS” (I JUST SENT THAT LINE TO MY BROTHER AND HE SAID “aren’t we all?”) ANYWAY I LOVE YOU, HAVE FUN SKIDADDILING AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Title: Cafe Date Artist: anokaba Rating: so G Pairing: pre-Harry/Draco Summary: Single Dad!Draco and Scorpius having their weekly coffee/juice date. Walking home, Harry spots the adorable duo. A/N: I love single parent AUs with the other falling in love with them and their kid and becoming a family <3

Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like

Um, Deadpool pulled off a XMen crop top over his suit. even if you are a super hero you can pull off a crop top.

people who can’t pull off crop tops:

superheroes who wear their superhero disguise under their clothes

people who can pull off crop tops:

everyone else