Um, Deadpool Pulled Off A XMen Crop Top Over His Suit. Even If You Are A Super Hero You Can Pull Off

at op : When I came out as a lesbian my entire family legit told me that, and now they wonder why I’m not telling them of my love life. (:

don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men

Slytherin cuddling with a Ravenclaw

Slytherin: *face pressed to Ravenclaw’s neck*

Slytherin: You know, you really have to trust someone to let them get this close to your throat.

Ravenclaw: … uuuuuhhhhhmmmmmm….

This is about MEN. When my male friends dont want to smile, or dont want to hug, I notice their discomfort, I dont try, I dont ask for an explanation, because I know that when they’ll want a hug from me, they’re gonna come back.

When I am moody, I dont want to smile, hug, or kiss a friend, I get weird looks, I get asked if Im on my period. 

So, This is about Men. 

Woman: *attempts to set a boundary*

Man: Woowww :( so you like, hate me? You’re mad at me? Can’t you like, compromise your comfort a little bit for my convenience? I honestly think you’re being a little too sensitive here! Maybe you should look inward and consider why you’re so cold and heartless 😔

so 

denouement

climax

internal conflict 

inciting incident 

backstory 

This is very much simplified. It’s your starting guide to the character’s arc. keep in mind that this is assuming a positive change arc, and there is more than one way to tell a story. Never follow anyone’s advice off a cliff.

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

Look this beautiful dog

My gay ass is painting Penny Gaywood- I MEAN HAYWOOD