Rape Escape

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bored?

find the number one song played on the day you were born

play with refrigerator magnets online

earn gift cards/rewards by taking quizzes

name combiner

take me to a useless website

draw a stickman

guess where you are in the world

creepy wikipedia articles

learn what it’s like to live on minimum wage

find recipes based on what ingredients you have

see your dashboard in 2011

see what your favorite sites looked like years ago

personal letters written by famous people

okay this puts things in perspective and is really rad

what happens on the internet in one second? 

Shakespeare insult generator

watch traffic

delete yourself from certain sites

a dog’s social media website

who would win a fight between ____ & ____

make gifs

turn your handwriting into a font

explore the universe

bitch-slap someone with an eel

throwback playlist

digital public library of america

Cheat Sheets for Writing Body Language

We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.

by Amanda Patterson

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

So I saw that sticksstonesandheckno wanted someone to send her a playlist of sexy songs and I just so happen to have one already made, but it’s too long to send in an ask, so I thought i’d just post it on my blog. Plus, that way everyone can see it and use it if they want.

There’s a pretty good mix of sappy love songs and intense/weird rock songs (a lot of which would be good to have sex to if you were intoxicated). Keep in mind that these are mostly based off of my own tastes in music, so not everyone will like this playlist, but for those that do, enjoy :)

Sex Playlist: 1. I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys 2. Lay Me Down - Sam Smith 3. XO - Beyoncé 4. Pacific time - Packy 5. Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding 6. Mad Sounds - Arctic Monkeys 7. Haunted - Beyoncé 8. Mirrors - Justin Timberlake 9. When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin 10. Babe I’m Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin 11. Partition - Beyoncé 12. Find Your Love - Drake 13. Band On the Run - Paul McCartney & Wings 14. Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys 15. No.1 Party Anthem - Arctic Monkeys 16. Nothing Else Matters - Metallica 17. November Rain - Guns n Roses (kinda) 18. Stay With Me - Sam Smith 19. Young Lust - Pink Floyd Also pretty much the entire Dark Side of the Moon album by Pink Floyd would be good to have sex to if you were on drugs

make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again

Mommmmmm do you know of any good abo fanfics on ao3????

i’ve literally read only 2 abo fics, as far as i rmr

one of them was gifted to me on ao3, the other i found on google http://archiveofourown.org/works/2015421

Websites/Pages You Can Get Stuff For Your Little On

Stuffies

All kinds of animals

More animals

Even more animals

More adorable animals

Crochet stuffies

More crochet stuffies

Even more crochet stuffies

More crochet stuffies and hats

Rainbow & silly stuffies

Super fuzzy stuffies

Unique stuffies

More unique stuffies

Albino sea creature stuffies

Very, very tiny crochet stuffies

Cute but slightly creepy stuffies

Adorable plushies

Pacifiers & Pacifier Clips & Teethers

Cute and cheap pacifiers

Adorable pacifiers

More adorable pacifiers

Moustache pacifiers

All kinds of teethers

More kinds of teethers

Cute teethers

Fabric teethers

Adorable pacifier clips

All kinds of pacifier clips

More adorable pacifier clips

Sippy Cups

Training and sippy cups

Assorted sippy cups 

More assorted sippy cups

Even more assorted sippy cups

Disney and other kinds of sippy cups

Personalized sippy cups

More personalized sippy cups

Kid show sippy cups

Movies

Aladdin

Fantasia

The Aristocats

Lilo & Stitch

The Jungle Book

The Emperor’s New Groove

101 Dalmatians

Pinocchio

Alice in Wonderland

Peter Pan

Guardians of the Galaxy

Frozen

Big Hero 6

Into the Woods

Cinderella-1950

Cinderella-1997

Sleeping Beauty

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid II

The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning

Beauty and the Beast

Pocahontas

Mulan

The Princess and the Frog

Tangled

Brave

Castle in the Sky

Grave of the Fireflies

My Neighbor Totoro

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Only Yesterday

Porco Rosso

Pom Poko 

Whisper of the Heart

Princess Mononoke

My Neighbors the Yamadas

Spirited Away

The Cat Returns

Howl’s Moving Castle

Tales from Earthsea

Ponyo

The Secret World of Arrietty

From Up on Poppy Hill

The Wind Rises

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya

When Marnie Was There

The Wizard of Oz

Mary Poppins

Toy Story

Monsters, Inc.

WALL-E

Finding Nemo

The Incredibles

Plates and Utensils

Cute show & movie plates

Cute & colorful plates

Colorful plates & utensils

Cute & baby safe plates

Cute plates

Kid utensils

Cute baby utensils

Sweets

Retro candy

More retro candy

And more retro candy

And more

All sorts of candy

Even more candy

Cakes for occasions

Birthday cakes

Stickers

Cute stickers

More cute stickers

Even more cute stickers

Kawaii “Japanese” stickers

Cute stickers & other cute things

All kinds of cute stickers

Kawaii Sticker Packs

Cute planning and minimalist stickers

Cute & serious stickers

Adorable planner stickers

Kid’s Toys That Aren’t Stuffies

Legos

All sorts of toys

More sorts of toys

Even more sorts of toys

Barbie dolls

Rubber duckies

Baby and toddler and kid toys

Little kids toys

Educational toys

Clothes & Accessories

Lolita dresses

More lolita outfits

Cute bow ties

Footed pajamas

Cute and nerdy t-shirts for men

Cute and nerdy t-shirts for women

Colorful jean shorts and skirts

Cute and whimsical skirts and tops

Vintage style clothes

Pretty skirts and dresses

All kinds of cute clothes and accessories

Tutu skirts

Sweat/jogging pants for men

Cargo pants for men

Adorable hair accessories & bow ties

Cute head bands

Funny t-shirts for women

Diapers & Diaper Covers

Cute diapers

More cute diapers

Even more cute diapers

Reusable cute diapers

Medical diapers

Hand knit diaper covers

Spanking Devices

Canes, whips, and paddles

All spanking devices

Floggers & whips

Paddles

More paddles

Sex Toys

Toys for men and women

More toys for men and women

Even more toys for men and women

And more toys for men and women

And more

Bondage gear

Bondage/BDSM gear

Sex toys & bondage gear

More sex toys & bondage gear

Even more bondage gear & sex toys

Fairly extreme bondage gear & sex toys

German BDSM furniture and toy shop

More bondage gear & sex toys

Male/male bondage gear

More male/male bondage gear

Handcrafted BDSM gear

Other Things

Cute random products

Cute pins and vinyl stickers

Pretty sleeping masks

Cute sets of small things

Adorable polymer clay creatures

Kawaii pens and notebooks

Assorted cute things

To die for phone cases

That is all for now! If you notice any mistakes or want any more links just shoot me an ask!

Li I'm on the verge of crying my dad is so rude to me and I'm with my family and just so emotional and ugh I feel like crap. Is there someway I can cheer myself because I am just so sad :(

i’m so sorry baby :( i have a tag where i reblog cute things that make me feel better here, i hope that helps 

angie’s super important and somewhat half-assed guide to basic BDSM knowledge

for cutesymichael, or anyone else who wants to write a BDSM relationship but is unsure of important dynamics. 

BDSM is an acronym, a shortened version of BD/DS/SM. This stands for Bondage & Discipline, Domination & Submission, and Sadism & Masochism. 

Here’s a really good guide to BDSM if you’re looking for a quick but in depth read. Wikipedia also has a lot of really good information on it. Video Guide

What is BDSM and Its History?

Why 50 Shades is An Inaccurate Portrayal

Safe, Sane, and Consensual

Safe Words

Terminology for Beginners

Terminology Glossary

Beginners Tips for BDSM

Why BDSM Is Not The Same As Abuse/DV

Manners & Etiquette

Limits

What is Collaring?

How To Be a Dominant

The Eight Types of Domination

How To Be a Good Submissive // and here

Submissive vs. Slave vs. Pet

I’m a Submissive: So What Is My Worth?

Top vs. Bottom vs. Switch

What Is Total Power Exchange?

Subspace

What The Heck Is Subdrop?

Topspace/Domspace

What The Heck Is Domdrop/Top Guilt?

AFTERCARE

Hang On, There’s TYPES of Aftercare?

What Is A Mentor And Why Do I Need One?

Negotiation of a Scene

What is a “Scene” & How Do I Plan One?

Types of Play

Spanking 101

Flogging 101 // (techniques) // (demonstration)

Rope Basics

Dungeon Etiquette and Play Parties

How to Approach a Dom

BDSM In Long Term Relationships/Marriage

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