Not-fast-just-furious - Ezza

I want to see how much of tumblr is ace

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I'm bored and tired. So have a random moment from my science class a few weeks ago!

Teacher: *explaining Science stuff, writing on whiteboard*

*whiteboard pen runs out*

Teacher: *throws pen at bin, but misses*

Classmate: Sir you missed.

Teacher: I don't miss...

Class: . . .

Teacher: I have two kids to prove it.

Class: *all look at each other and back at our teacher*

Teacher: . . .

Class: . . .

Teacher: Anyways, back to revision-

My mind: what tf????

Do with this as you please. A prompt? Incorrect quotes? Idk.

Dont we just love it when you are not so subtly telling your friends about your shit mental health and how you want to kys but they completely over look it and move on to the next topic in the conversation.

Family quote of the day!

So, me and my mum are watching The Croods 2. Just chilling, having fun and laughing. The dog is laid right next to my seat, right? And she farts. It smells foul. So this is what happened next:

Me: *silently gags*

Me: *covers nose with hoodie*

Mum: *looks over confused and concerned*

Mum: has she just farted?

Me: *too disgusted to speak, nods silently*

Dog: *moves close to my mum*

Mum: remove thou offending arse from my sight!

Dog: *moves*

Cue me and mum bursting into a giggle fit for about 20 minutes and scaring my dad when he comes downstairs.

It was really funny. Do with this situation what you please - just make sure to tag me if you use it.

I’ve been rewatching and OH MY GOSH he is so cute

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline