Family quote of the day!
So, me and my mum are watching The Croods 2. Just chilling, having fun and laughing. The dog is laid right next to my seat, right? And she farts. It smells foul. So this is what happened next:
Me: *silently gags*
Me: *covers nose with hoodie*
Mum: *looks over confused and concerned*
Mum: has she just farted?
Me: *too disgusted to speak, nods silently*
Dog: *moves close to my mum*
Mum: remove thou offending arse from my sight!
Dog: *moves*
Cue me and mum bursting into a giggle fit for about 20 minutes and scaring my dad when he comes downstairs.
It was really funny. Do with this situation what you please - just make sure to tag me if you use it.
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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
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Scalding hot take apparently: if a demographic says “I don’t feel safe in the cisgendered heterosexual society, I need space in the LGBT community” and you say “I’m sorry, you’re not oppressed enough, get out” you’re a fucking asshole.