Favorite Underrated Parts Of Bloodsucking Bastards:

Favorite underrated parts of Bloodsucking Bastards:

-Everything takes place over the course of three days

-Tim

-The intern at the beginning

-The fact that it’s implied Max murders the intern in the garage like, immediately, and also Tim is there but he’s listening to music too loudly to actually realize anything is happening

-Dave’s cat

-The fact that Amanda throws Evan’s papers on the floor to use the copier in the break room

-Tim rescuing Evan from making a complete fool of himself in the break room by interrupting him to talk about the NCAA pool

-Amanda kicks ass at paintball

-“Feminine penis” (and the fact this bit could’ve been incredibly transphobic and then it? Wasnt?)

-Evan’s rambling in Amanda’s office and then talking about NPR?

-THE FACT MAX CANONICALLY PUNCHED EVAN IN THE FACE

-Fuzz Aldrin

-Colonel Sanders/“I believe I know this cat sir”

-“I wasn’t gay they just had a really good archery program”

-“Jesus Christ I’ll never take a shit again!”

-“okay now I’m gonna kill him.”

-Zabeth

-Theres a kickball team

-The Kelly Clarkson concert

-“Tick tock motherfucker”

-“Whimsical gimp mask”

-“Somebody here went to Harvard?”

-“Fuck it. That was stupid”

-“Max brought doughnuts :D”

-“I thought you were smarter than that” “Really?”

-“I love you” “:) no”

-“I really think Max listens to what I have to say :)”

-“how’d you get home last night, I blacked out”

-“Did EVERYONE know but me!”

-Matthew Lillard

-“like the chicken guy!!!”

-“Don’t Princess Leia me I’m thinking!”

-“well this is pretty much the grossest thing I’ve ever seen…….. I stand corrected.”

-“that rules out denny’s”