Oh No Because Do You Know Who I NEEEEEEED??

aegon: what would the chef recommend? worker: ...sir, this is a mcdonald's. aegon: oh my bad. what would the mcchef recommend?

When the pile of clothes on the chair in the corner starts looking suspiciously person-shaped in the dark:

the influence that cracked after hours had on my personality being this insufferable cannot be understated.

Not to make anybody sad but, well...misery loves company, and I'm currently miserably sick, replaying Fable 3 and remembering an old headcanon I have of Walter getting the dog you have in game for the Hobw's first birthday after Sparrow's passing. Jasper was originally against the idea, not fond of the thought of having to clean dog hair off of everything the young princess/prince owns, but when even Logan agrees it could be a good idea, he caves and agrees with the plan, if only to see the Hobw happy once more. It's the first time the Hobw, and Logan for that matter, smile since the Hero King/Queens passing. And if the prince/princess keeps and only ever rides an unusually beautiful mare that was gifted by a certain capitalist industry tycoon, well, nobody raises an eyebrow.

Thinking about a scenario where some big evil threatens Albion during Sparrow's reign as queen and she and the other three heroes unite once more to deal with the threat while her son has to be left at home with his little sister. Then the big evil threat comes knocking on their door while Sparrow can't get to them, Walter is knocked down and Logan knows he has to protect his little sister but he doesn't know what to do so he just hugs her and screams and then releases a powerful wave of magic to destroy the enemy.

Basically Logan having Will is on my mind all the time and in this essay I will-

She commits arson every night before she goes to sleep <3<3

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit