“Aegon The Realm’s Delight” Is The Saddest Line Ever. Aegon Wants To Be A Daughter So Bad. To Be

oh no because do you know who i NEEEEEEED??

Him:

Not to make anybody sad but, well...misery loves company, and I'm currently miserably sick, replaying Fable 3 and remembering an old headcanon I have of Walter getting the dog you have in game for the Hobw's first birthday after Sparrow's passing. Jasper was originally against the idea, not fond of the thought of having to clean dog hair off of everything the young princess/prince owns, but when even Logan agrees it could be a good idea, he caves and agrees with the plan, if only to see the Hobw happy once more. It's the first time the Hobw, and Logan for that matter, smile since the Hero King/Queens passing. And if the prince/princess keeps and only ever rides an unusually beautiful mare that was gifted by a certain capitalist industry tycoon, well, nobody raises an eyebrow.

sole: can you not stand so close you’re making me claustrophobic

maccready: what’s claustrophobic

hancock: it means they’re scared of santa claus

sole: no it doesn’t—

maccready: HO HO HO

hancock: RJ STOP YOURE SCARING THEM

the silent hill fans said Justice for Walter Sullivan

If you know, you know.

new fallout show's pretty good. i liked the part where the petite delicate lady protagonist somehow turns out to have an even petiter, delicater brother

father, son, holy spirit.

me every time I find an attractive character in HOTD:

she only plays minecraft and spore

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

liar liar pants on fire