Where?

real

yall love to talk about nerdy butches and blue collared butches but what about loser butches... butches who ask to carry your bag for you and get winded 2 blocks into your journey ? butches who offer their sweater when its cold but secretly pray you dont accept because they are really cold too ? butches who cant cook for shit but make a mean boxed mac and cheese and have mastered making instant coffee taste good ? what about us... I MEAN WHAT ABOUT THEM-

i think the piglins are cool i think all the piglins are butch lesbians

Tumblr I am also excited for the baby Ghasts can we please stop blaming their situation on piglins

Guys the piglins aren't sadistic torturers. Y'all act like they're the villains of the nether and like mojang has some sort of official lore that piglins are the baddies responsible for everything. If anything I'd say piglins are just as much victims of the nether's harsh climates as the ghasts. ffs man let the pig ppl live.

when the new valentines npc is also a plague dragon

ill be honest kitten daddy cant fucking take it anymore

this is very humerous i chuckled at this

$23.45

aw hell no im cooked 😭🙏

It’s a lovely day.

You decide to go for a walk while Baldwin brews.

On your walk you pull out your phone to refresh Swipp. But it’s a sunny day and the bright sun makes it difficult to see.

You hold your phone up while you walk.

“Finally!” you think as you step into some shade…

…and an open sewer drain. You wake up and quickly realize you’ve been isekai’d into Sornieth. Where are you? What are you? Will you survive?

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Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.

fucked up hurt/comfort. the person who stabbed you tends to your wound. the person who killed your loved one helps you grieve.

im seventeen and can already do this. amateurs