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i think the piglins are cool i think all the piglins are butch lesbians

Tumblr I am also excited for the baby Ghasts can we please stop blaming their situation on piglins

Guys the piglins aren't sadistic torturers. Y'all act like they're the villains of the nether and like mojang has some sort of official lore that piglins are the baddies responsible for everything. If anything I'd say piglins are just as much victims of the nether's harsh climates as the ghasts. ffs man let the pig ppl live.

MAGPIE LETS FUCKING GO

good news! you're an animorph! bad news! you didn't know about the two-hour limit and got stuck in your first morph, which is whatever this wheel lands on

me about kazimierz the famous destroyer of peace

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

help.

Kinda fucks me up to think there's water flight players who have joined after BotE and therefore have only experienced Wavecrest post-Tidelord. Imagine moving to a new town and finding out it's the only place in the country where the mayor position has been vacant for 40 years because the last guy vanished one day and everyone's still waiting for him to get back. He may or may not be alive. He left a message hidden in his office about looking into an apocalyptic conspiracy that was only found a couple years ago and has no date so no one knows when it was written. It said everyone should Be Afraid. The mayoral parade still happens every year

somehow this feels worse

I'm excited to announce that us aros no longer have the problem of our tag being completely taken over with ace posts - because it's been replaced with a new problem! now our tag is completely taken over by motherfucking hazbin hotel.

incredible

So I learned that the invisibility cloak still works in the coli.

I'm gonna make a battle rooster.

from now on im just gonna be saying 'ladies, gentlemen and those who are more enlightened' when adressing a crowd

i may be aroace but i know how to seduce people

my air of sickly victorian boyhood combined with my tendencies to keep those squishy colorful animal things in my pockets makes me alluring to men, women, and those who are more enlightened

beautiful kind crow