Ill Be Honest Kitten Daddy Cant Fucking Take It Anymore

Holy fuck you're an npc with nothing of substance, just recycled, copypasted, regurgitated bullshit. Seriously, just try to form an original thought for once.

what

artificer

i dont know what that is

spin this wheel to get a random d&d class. you are instantly transported into the d&d world and have to live as that class

😾

here i fixed it

"Liquid Generation (generate liquids of any sort)" heh i can already do that 😈 (im sorry that joke wasnt that funny) and "Musical Regeneration (can use music to regenerate their bodies, with the amount of music used defining the speed of healing)"

id play incredibly loud and annoying music when i go fight and itll be constantly playing. also pour some sort of poison or perhaps a dangerous substance on the aliens

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

art dump

yea

me when i realise i shouldve been investing in buying property instead of not existing in 1983

Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater

hey... hey dont be sad... 2 heads of garlic peeled, 4 cubes of onion, a cup and a half of olive oil, 1tbsp black peppercorn, 1 teaspoon pepper flakes, a pinch of italian herbs, 3 bay leaves, cook on low for 30 minutes, take a nice loaf of bread, dip in the oil and spread the garlic ontop, and enjoy...