Michael Myers Can Drive A Car Because He’s Heterosexual.

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Ghostface Near the DNC

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Markus: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your body All the deviants: *high-pitched unholy screeches and aggressive beeping* Markus: … Markus: guess that works, too

Public opinion: #MOOD

Dbh as Starsigns

Aries: Jerry

Taurus: Jerry

Gemini: Jerry

Cancer: Jerry

Leo: Jerry

Virgo: Jerry

Libra: Jerry

Scorpio: Jerry

Sagittarius: Jerry

Capricorn: Jerry

Aquaries: Jerry

Pisces: Jerry

Markus: If you are about to be stabbed, just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone.

Josh: None of us have as much swagger as you do, so I don’t think that’ll work.

When you drop a pallet on The Legion:

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

RK900: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true Ice King.

Gavin: *smiles*

RK900: im a mess someone help im gay

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