Markus: If You Are About To Be Stabbed, Just Say “I Have Too Much Swagger For The Dagger” And They
Markus: If you are about to be stabbed, just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone.
Josh: None of us have as much swagger as you do, so I don’t think that’ll work.
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I found him. the biggest boy
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Wow, my gender is love
My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.
I just had this dumb idea of them laughing at each other eternally
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A simple emoji spell to blow away the negatives and to receive a warm sunny feeling instead.
Likes to charge.
Reblogs to cast.
instant shutdown
Halloween 2018 spoilers /!!
Kidnapper: We have your son
Michael: We don’t have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwich?
Michael: Oh my god they have Jason.
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