When You Drop A Pallet On The Legion:

Simon: I guarantee you, in twenty years, I will be Markus’ second spouse.

Markus: What happened to my first spouse?

Simon: Nothing you can prove.

I just had this dumb idea of them laughing at each other eternally

Hank: *drops a plate*

Hank, an edgy millenial: well that shattered like my hopes, dreams, and will to live

Connor, a poor android: Lieutenant???

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS

insane IQ

Michael: *is the killer*

Literally everyone else, running behind a wall or something: SHITFUCKDAMMITSHITFICKDJHDBS

Me, an idiot, crouching up to him: feed the baby

Reuniting with other survivors but the killer interrupts

ghost choir 👻 🎵

I found him. the biggest boy