Michael Can Get It

AU where Cole lives

Cole: Hey, what’s going on with my hair today?

Hank: Daddy’s gonna do it up all pretty, with flowers.

Cole: Not you, right?

Connor: Nope, other Daddy.

Cole: Oh thank god.

Me: i love playing horror videogames

Horror videogame: *start

Me:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Halloween 2018 spoilers /!!

has this been done yet

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

Reblog For Good Luck!

Connor: Detective Reed is in love with RK900.

Hank: *starts laughing*

Connor: Don’t laugh, it’s true.

Hank: Oh, I hope so. It’s funnier if it’s true.

Michael Myers can drive a car because he’s heterosexual.