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Nines: Honey, where’s my Cyberlife jacket?
Gavin: Don’t you think about running off to do some android shit
Gavin: We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Nines: The public is in danger!
Gavin: My evening is in danger!
Nines: We are talking about the greater good!
Gavin: ‘’Greater good’’? I’m your husband!
Gavin: I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
Ghostface: why doesn’t Jason watch TV? like, I know he’s dead or whatever, but I mean he still does sort of normal stuff. Michael: He’s watched TV before. Once I believe. Ghostface: And how did that go? Jason, in the kitchen: WHere iS The FOOKing LAMB S A U C E
Gavin: [pretends to throw ball for Sumo and laughs]
Connor: You’ll regret that one day
Gavin: Why?
Connor: Sumo holds grudges
Gavin: Don’t be stupid
[One year later]
Priest: Does anyone here know why Gavin and Nines should not be wed?
From the back: WOOF
Jake: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Meg: No its called highjacking
Feng: Guys its clearly weedwhacking
Claudette: Actually its called disappointing your mother.
ghost choir 👻 🎵
me: *walking*
my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun
me: okay sir yes sir
Connor [to RK900]: We don’t use bad words in this house.
Hank [in the other room]: FUCK!
×He/Him×Trans×22×Multifandom×Elias×Hobby Artist×Into Witchcraft 🌙×♌×Liminal Space Lover×
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