Simon Is The Most Beautiful Android In All Of Detroit Agreed

Nines & Gavin : *working on a case in a house with a lot of taxidermy animals*

Gavin : Hmm.. the murder seemed to be very grizzly

Gavin : Oh deer, I think the victim was caught snaking when they were murdered.

Gavin : I raccoon they have a murder weapon?

Some officer trying hard not to laugh, squeaked out a no

Gavin : Nines, can you bear with me for a sec-

Nines : *with his pen held in a very dangerous manner* You say one more fuckin pun, Reed. I swear to god I will-

Gavin : We both know you’re enjoying this too. Quit Lion. It takes alot of koalafication to be here.

Nines : *internal screech*

Halloween 2018 spoilers /!!

Michael can get it

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

I feel like my stories arent going to be scary or creepy but here we go. They all happened about a year ago. The first one still baffles me honestly. I was like usual sitting on my bed in the middle of the day watching YouTube or looking through instagram, I dont remember but anyway, someone or something tends to push my left side two or three times before stopping and kinda vanishes for the day. At night there was two incidents that also still scare me. I dont remember the time when it happened but I'd say somewhere around 1-3 AM, still a bit groggy from just resently waking up but I was awake and alert. I was just minding my business listening to music when suddenly my mattress would get picked up with me! It was fucking terrifying. Another story was that I was out with friends (around 19-20 PM) hanging out under a bridge. We were just chilling and laughing, having a good time when I suddenly started seeing a shadow figure that looked like the one that came from my nightmares when I was really young (around 3-5), so I started to have a panic attack and luckily my friends saw what was happening and quickly brought me inside a well light building which didnt really help me much. That shadowfigure continued to follow me and stared at me for a solid 20 minutes I think before vanishing. Let's just say, I didnt get sleep that night.

Let’s get spooky

You guys got any stories? Personal or “it happened to a friend”? Aliens, ghosts, something weird and unexplainable staring back at you from the woods?? Let’s get some tales going! Anon is on!

Come tell me! I’ll tag them #campfire stories

(GIF used is a gif of a small fire)

David King after getting stabbed by Frank: argh…cor blimey Yer fookin git, yer stabbed me in the back, ye’ ‘avin’ a laugh?? ye utter twat,, dat is well harsh ma’e wot yer doin’??? fookin ‘oodie chav c’mon then I’ll give yer a good hidin’ mate,, Yer knob’ead slap’ead geeza’,.

Frank, a Canadian, in tears: …what did you just say?

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