Fun Fact: Arthur Hasn’t Eaten Since That Leg In The Pit.

Love them with my entire heart and praying to god that they’ll one day be able to have a conversation whithout insulting/threatening to kill each other..

Is it ever explicitly stated that John strangled Parker with Arthur's body? Or is that just common interpretation due to the fact that there's no blood meaning he wasn't exactly dismembered like Emily?

Because don't get me wrong, the idea of being very physically killed with the hands of your best friend is deliciously angsty.

But also... The only thing that we know about Parker's death is that he called out Arthur's name before whatever happened, happened. Who's to say that John didn't just magically liquify his organs inside his body? Who's to say that the power of John transferring himself into Arthur's body didn't melt his mind until he literally forgot how to breathe or something?

I'm just saying that as much as I love a bit of angst I think the much more eldritch kinda gory options are really fun to think about, because until stated otherwise there's almost endless possibilities, even eldritch murder methods our minds literally couldn't comprehend.

okay the thing is Kayne literally speaks abt the fucking patrons and i picked this up last night and it’s been driving me mad bc he. He Is Talking About Us.

Well, us as in the patreon users but ykwim

Ep 20, when they’re talking about Destiny and Choices and blah blah blah, This is what Kayne says

“Nooo nononono its not your choice, or his choice”

and then he says a bit later

“okay it’s not a choice, it’s fate, it’s allll predestined”

what he’s Saying is, it IS a choice, but not for Arthur and John. It IS a choice, for the patrons, but it’s fate for Arthur and John. So talking to them, really, it’s not a choice, for them it is destiny.

There’s also another one that MIGHT be a stretch ?? but idk. This is in Coda

“and there’s nothing in it for me ? yknow, someone outta tell them that coins don’t land on their sides, your friends SUCK at following the rules”

Idk I kinda think the “friends” are the Patrons, and not following the rules could be. the ties in votes, which i think people said gives John another limb ? or could even be the patrons getting Arthur killed with their choices, and he still gets back up.

I only drew this conclusion bc Arthur doesn’t have friends so this is the last thing i could think of.

ANYWAY Kayne knows the patrons exist this motherfucker does the office stare of podcasts and it’s great

All that’s missing is someone in the audience coughing at the end.

Making myself sad in five words: “Say hello to Uncle Parker”

Private Jon

Yk what. fuck you *angsts your cat*

Inspired by @xenolinn​ ‘s extremely entertaining Jon time travel cat au! what a mouthful. I’ll just call it.. Jat. John Cat. Er.. Jeline??? John Feline?????? Mow?????? Meow?????????????????

Aw no diagonals or backwards? Worst crossword 0/10 /lh

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

Just thinking about how if Arthur ever plays Faroe’s song again, he’ll have to teach John how to play the melody.

HE FELL INTO ANOTHER FUCKING HOLE LMAO

various attempts at visualizing john/giving him a tangible form

not pictured: right after arthur eats falling star john, the king in yellow sprinting up to arthur and punching him in the gut to make him throw up. coughs john out like a hairball