HE FELL INTO ANOTHER FUCKING HOLE LMAO

LMFAO INCREDIBLE. IMMACULATE.

Thank you, Harlan, you feed us so well.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

It’s a pity the characters we meet in malevolent are so limited. I know it’s supposed to be a one man show, but also, it’s a one *man* show. I feel like there’s wiggle room here.

Fuck shit. Fuck. Not the Parker lore my heeeeaaaaaarrttttt

kicking the door down to talk about blood and sand and the difference parker yang made in the life of arthur lester 

so the recipe i’ve found and used for a blood and sand cocktail is equal parts scotch, sweet vermouth, cherry liqueur, and orange juice. this drink is sweet. parker looked at this sad sad man and his scotch and said “if you’re drowning your sorrows you may as well change it up every now and then, yeah?”

arthur “secret sweet tooth” lester who’s been intentionally depriving himself of anything kind tasting this cocktail and sharing it with a stranger who just keeps coming back and eventually becomes his best friend. 

parker yang and the bitter-sweet tang of scotch and cherry and orange and the hint of light in a dark tunnel that arthur’s been stuck in for a very long time

We were talking about Malevolent headcannons in the server today and Human!John ripped my brain out of my head and stomped on it.

Seeing as it caused him to throw up, I would consider it negative food. Antifood if you will

Fun fact: Arthur hasn’t eaten since that leg in the pit.

Maybe interesting historical context: Malevolent takes place during the Great Depression and also a time in The Golden Age of American Animation in which rubber hose animation was prevalent.

THE KING IN YELLOW

I just wanted to try to draw my interpretation of him, there is a mini-athur lmao

No little german boy, don’t open that eldritch tome!

“Mein Gott, es gibt ein schmexy Dämon in mein Kopf!”

au in which Jon is too busy building sandcastles and playing zelda with Martin to read A Guest For Mr. Spider

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